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Jesse

@d3uc3y

I'm 6'4 btw

Nigeria Katılım Şubat 2025
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Daniel Mbazu
Daniel Mbazu@Mr_MicDaniel·
@d3uc3y Atleast ethics class for MIT students at @mivauniversity they taught us that it takes max of 48 - 72hours to report exploit, so if you don't have exploit report then this never happened
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Jesse@d3uc3y·
A United States fintech startup just lost $23,345,678. No hack. No breach. Nothing technical. The reason is somehow worse. The CEO used to bully someone in high school. Years later, that same person ended up in a position to be petty with production access. So they lowkey just sent this payload to his mom: { "event": "transfer.success", "amount": 500000, "status": "success" } Sources say she replied “that’s my son” and the psychological damage propagated faster than any distributed system ever could. Finance team is trying to reconcile the loss. Engineers are trying to understand how this even counts as a transaction. The CEO is trying to remember who he used to shove in lockers. Audit report currently states: Cause of loss: unresolved character development Lesson learned: Your past commits can and will come back to production.
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Daniel Mbazu@Mr_MicDaniel·
@d3uc3y Haba na, same payload different stories 🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️ No developer will allow you send status and event as payload, not even a beginner will want to do this We have not spoken about webhook keys etc Just remove blue tick so you will not be pressured to make Elon's money
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Titanium@akinkunmi·
I'm really building an alternative product of a $42 billion company. Wow. 😂
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Jesse@d3uc3y·
@ibuildsys @akinkunmi Oh, it’s not unsafe. It’s just not recognized by windows because it’s an unsigned binary. It costs about $150 to $400 dollars a year to sign binaries for just windows. If the project gets big enough, might do that
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Otonte@0tonte·
@d3uc3y Hey man, i love what you’re doing with Avnac, i’d like to discuss some things with you.
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Jesse@d3uc3y·
I didn’t think Linux users existed. 😂
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