the tmobile employee when i remind her im just waiting for the tracking number and shes been rattling on for fifteen minutes about growing up biracial in Greece
went to go Moulin Rouge on broadway last night and the best part was when Bob the Drag Queen made his entrance and my mom turned to me and confidently whispered "megan the stallion 😌"
everyone who's quit recently at my office has written a company wide "Well off I go..." type goodbye email and its getting ridiculous. Like why did i need to know the website guy is moving to Tulsa just LEAVE
this guy ive hooked with multiple times just referred to me as "Andrea Miguel" which is so funny and so random like what?? who tf is that?? who would go by that first + middle name combo ? he SWEARS i told him that was my name
Kpop Semen Farters pushing KDA-type kpop on to the mainstream when it's the most lowbro/coworker form of kpop...call me when the radio is playing Loossemble
