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what if i take a bunch of tylenol everyday to ensure my baby comes out autistic just like its mama

@iFollowWomenOnX reminds me

When you draw skinny women no one says you have a skinny women fetish

Just moved out of my apartment this week and snapchat just recommended my landlord to add

@leftatrome grew up catholic and used to get so mad at god for making me this way lawl

my autistic gatekeeping hot take of the day is that if you haven't cried wishing you were normal, we just dont relate to each other

@chwwmi yea but they’re really smug about it

do swans know they’re a symbol of grace and love

now is not the time for this

@CouchJelq Either that or the piss drawer.

so we all peed in the trash can before right

One time a girl i knew in real life posted on here that i was an ugly schizo crack whore. she got 2/3 right unfortunately for her i am very beautiful

@monclir god please bless this white castle

Stop praying over fast food god is not blessing that shit especially arbys

Thinking of stretching my septum more just to reduce the risks of bugs flying up my nose

@awesomegirl2486 my roblox username was my full name with Styles at the end lmfao.

I Truly thought i Was going to marry all of One Direction when i was 11

People who buy food products from tiktok shop need to be shot in the back of the head execution style

@NonnerBird Maybe this is a sign for you to become an employment specialist yourself…

>looking for job, sister puts me in touch with an "employment specialist" >"specialist" texts me, says to look at my email, she's emailed me some good resources >email is a bunch of hyperlinks to Google searches with terms like "federal contractor job" why are boomers this way

@penelopep4386 they literally died of being maced to death and you’re calling them an idiot? wow have some respect for the dead

bruises dont sparkle you fucking idiot

one time we went to the zoo and the cheetahs there kept following this kid who was running back and forth infront of the cage. the parents were like awwwe but all i could think is that the cheetahs wanted to maul and eat that kid.

i don’t like to watch American Dad because i get jealous of them for having Roger

i love crying at work😍😍😍