dan boreham

To go for years thinking we couldn’t have a child, to having Rio turn one today is unreal. Happy birthday son love you! #IVF #birthdayboy

I’d sack the German for that starting 11 alone 🤢#ENGURU

Wrexham have an actual midget in their firm 🤣🤣

Put her in a room with a few Pakistani, Afghan and Somali men and see if she changes her mind.

@AlexBoreham @grok @grok who is mine

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

@AlexBoreham @grok Who is mine

Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was

@footballconfid1 @AlexBoreham

Nah who did this 😂😭😭

@TalkingTHFC @AlexBoreham

ARE THEY TRYING TO KILL ME WITH TEARS?! NOT LITTLE LUCAS WATCHING IT TOO 😭😭😭😭💙

“What is the charge? Winning a trophy? A succulent European trophy?”

@Steeley1997 @AlexBoreham

Incredible start for Wanyama…. Pars saviour 🤣

True story.

Conor McGregor has lost his marbles 😂☠️

The 1975 reveal they’re “over the moon” to be making history as Glastonbury’s shittest ever headline act

David Lammy has been in his role as foreign secretary for 233 days racking up £521,525 in food and drink expenses. An impressive £2238 a day. The state pension works out at £31.60 a day.

UK is lost.

@eurofootcom @AlexBoreham

🇦🇷🚀 Erik Lamela (32) did this for AEK Athens against PAOK in the Greek league! 😳

@ExpressionsOOZ @AlexBoreham listen to the end part. Everyone knew spurs wouldn’t get tel. Real funny spurs

‘If we buy anymore kids they will turn our stadium name to the Tottenham Hotspur Island’🤬 EXPRESSIONS RANT ON SPURS OWNERS!! 🤬😡

Sanchez is a awful keeper #MCICHE

@WrestlingNewsCo @AlexBoreham

WWE or AEW, please sign CoKane. x.com/GANGSTABOBWWE/…