Dylan C

Just went to the beach #lovethebeach #nickiminaj

You only get remembered for what you don’t give

Punks are just hippies that haven’t smoked enough weed yet

Top 5 frontmen of all time in no particular order: Liam Gallagher, the fit one from Little Mix, Alex Turner, Gerbis Cocker, Harry Styles (1d era)

Louis Thorough is so theroux in his journalism. Love it.

Limes are just unripe lemons

Anyone who stands in a queue for self checkouts even tho there’s clearly machines available needs to grow up and take some fuckin responsibility.

@Michaelpage247 is the @_OlivierGiroud_ of mma

Hit it

Colleagues, did you notice the same thing? And what do you think of the new process?

Wasabi is just boss level mustard

Nemo rly goes thru the most

We wash everything with hot water, why should brushing our teeth be any different ?

Chillis are just Latino Peppers

@jxckthxmas Saint-Maximin is a shit Iwobi

@jxckthxmas Just because it was you doesn’t mean you were the only one 😏

@d_chambers_01 facts but then I just realise it was myself the whole time

When you’re walking along a busy street you really never know how many people around you are just farting nonstop as they walk; or sharting for that matter. Food for thought.

@Deliveroo I’ve been trying to resolve an issue with my order since yesterday and received no help ! Atrocious customer service smh

@RequestABet Middlesbrough to win the champions league next season??

U T EFFING B BABY