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@_Nsznn Then it wasn't but now it is Land price is not stable, in a year prices of land has gone up massively I de talk from first hand experience, no de yap abeg

Buying land no really be that good investment you think it is.

I hear you. Most are personal; better to ask now than regret later. Before you marry, talk about the things people usually avoid: Money: income, spending habits, debts, who handles what. Expectations: roles, career plans, lifestyle, where you’ll live. Family: boundaries with in-laws, support, pressure. Children: if, when, how many, and how to raise them. Conflict: how you both handle disagreement… this one is key. Health: medical history, fertility, mental health, lifestyle habits, how you’ll support each other if something changes. Don’t rush these conversations. Be honest, even if it feels uncomfortable. Also, watch actions, not just words. What people do daily tells you more than what they promise. Marriage is not a gamble… it’s a decision you prepare for. Take your time and get clarity.

@YemiAshimolowo E no go better for that your stupid brain You are very dull I suppose naked swear for both of una

Did you listen to the 40 year old CEO of Moniepoint, Tosin Eniolorunda speak at the Platform yesterday? He made a statement that didn't let me sleep all night. Not as if I was entirely surprised. But it once again stirred the difficult truth for our young people. He said they had over 500 vacancies they could not fill because they struggled to find enough Nigerians qualified enough to fill those roles. Think about that for a moment. In a country where millions are looking for jobs, a company still cannot find enough qualified people to employ. We are talking about a company willing to pay millions as monthly salary for those roles. That is painful. According to him, there are several reasons for this, including: 👉Our broken educational system, 👉Social media distraction, 👉The hookup lifestyle, 👉The Yahoo lifestyle, and 👉A creeping culture of laziness. If you are someone who pays attention you already know that this is just the simple truth. Let's start with the educational system. 80% of people gaining admission to the university today cannot pass SS1 exam let alone WAEC and JAMB. Their parents bought the results and admission for them. Now, when they get into the university, what are they being talk? Very outdated and irrelevant curriculum. Talk about social media distraction. In the last two days, I have seen many youths busy looking for videos of whoever in 3sum. You see a jobless graduate going from blog to blog, from post to post, looking for s€x tape - very unfortunate. This morning, it is Portable and the other one that all of them are talking about. Celebrity lifestyle is a serious threat to personal growth. Skits on ny@$h and bress get millions of views, while no one cares to read intellectual content. Parents now pay money for Yahoo boys to coach their children. I can go on and on to show you how true Tosin's presentation is. But let me hold on here. And honestly, this problem does not start when people become adults. It starts from childhood. It starts from teenage age. It starts from what children are exposed to. What they celebrate. What they consume daily. What they are trained to value. Many parents are preparing children only to pass exams and for fun. But the world has changed. The future will reward children who can think, create, communicate, solve problems, use technology, manage money, and build things. Yet many teenagers of secondary school age and even undergraduates today spend hours watching prank videos, endless comedy skits, gossip content, and random entertainment that adds nothing to their growth. A teenager can name 30 celebrities. He can mention all the hit songs released by Davido and Flavour. But cannot explain what an asset is. A child can spend 5 hours on a phone… But cannot confidently use a computer. A child can memorize song lyrics… But has never tried selling anything, creating anything, or solving a simple real-life problem. A 27 year old graduate knows all the comedy shows happening this year, but does not even know the event called "The Platform". Are we seeing the danger? We are raising children in the middle of the greatest information age in human history… Yet many are growing up without direction, curiosity, discipline, or valuable skills. That is why Kidpreneurship matters. Because the goal is not just to make children start businesses, but to divert the direction of their thinking. The goal is to raise children who can survive, think independently, create opportunities, and compete globally. Children who know that: • Money is earned through value. • Skills matter. • Character matters. • Discipline matters. • Creativity matters. • Consistency matters. Let me simplify it for parents. If you want to prepare your child for the future. Children who will not be unemployment casualties. Children who will be ready for global opportunities like the one Moniepoint advertised. Then:

@ElemSunny I'm not yet married but I think consistency plays a huge role despite what each party is going through. If from the relationship things are done when they feel like, it becomes an issue. They should teach each other to be consistent towards each other no matter what.

Marriage today is not just “I love you” and vibes. Life is louder now. Bills are heavier. Expectations are higher. Child care is heavier. Love alone can’t carry all that weight. You need understanding… so you don’t misread each other. You need patience… so small issues don’t become big fights. You need real effort… daily, not occasionally. Because these days… Marriage is not sustained by feelings alone. It’s built by what you keep doing even when feelings are tired, and the load is heaviest. Will you still say “I love you” when the weight is too much? Think about that!

Forget sending 100 applications into the void. Reddit just showed me 4 job hunting hacks that are actually working in 2026. Nobody on Nigerian Twitter is talking about these 👇

@MindOfHeadking Omo I don't let a chick come to my house if she's not aware she's getting some dick. I don't do this shit anymore, I let you know before hand. I don't need to go through all this stress and if she comes and start misbehaving after letting her know I'll tell her to leave!

She comes over, you escalate but she doesn’t give you a green signal. You go for a kiss, she pulls away. Do this next:

5 cold email samples for my people in automation and AI agents I advise you to hand write these cold emails everyday. Don’t just read. Hand write, like write it down with your hands everyday for the next 5 days Now go to indeed or LinkedIn on the 6th day, search for automation Jobs and write a cover letter or cold email for the job. I am confident you will be a better cold email writer if you follow this docs.google.com/document/d/1jd…

@GloriousGod01 Mitchew From this write up it's pretty obvious you haven't fucked a lot in your lifetime, if you have you would want your wife vagina to always be intact for you hence won't be against C-section. Also you are not all that, chochocho, you won't do shit. SM is not real life😂😂

I don't care how you people see this but just so you know, My wife cannot on her own decide to deliver by Caesarean section. I have heard that some women no longer want to deliver vaginally and are opting for CS even when a vaginal birth is perfectly safe. That is unacceptable to me. Unless the doctor advises or recommends a CS due to medical reasons, she must deliver vaginally the way a woman should. Fear of pushing is not an excuse. I will not allow any woman to carry my child and then choose CS simply because she is afraid of labour pain. Fear of pushing is not a medical condition. Above all, love God.

I want to put this out here because some single persons who are about to make the ultimate decision of marriage might need it: There’s a big difference between being financially comfortable as a single person and being comfortable when you’re married. As a single person, it’s easy to feel like you’ve figured things out because your expenses are controlled and predictable. But the moment you get married, your baseline for everything changes. What you see as financial comfort now would require much more management to be enough. Because you have to feed, shelter and cater for 2 adults. If you really want to understand or get ahead of it, take your current recurring expenses and multiply it by 4. That’s the kind of financial capacity it takes to maintain the same level of comfort you currently enjoy as a single person. There is more. Being married without children is one thing. When you introduce children into the equation, the demands increases. At that point, multiply your single person expenses by eight for two kids. That’s when the real weight of responsibility starts to show. Those ‘luxuries’ and cravings you will still be able to afford them, but you would not buy them. Because bills will come at you thick and fast, never ending. Eventually, you recondition to anticipate unforeseen expenses and become more conservative with personal spending. My point is: Prepare. Have a trajectory and make sure you marry a partner who would work to support your home. That way, your income increases proportionally with your expenses. Many single people think they’ve cracked the code on financial comfort and they jump into marriage without well detailed plans. They forget to factor that as single people, they’re operating in a controlled environment with limited variables. You can only understand it when you step into that phase of life.

We now have N11.9m and $938 out of N19m. That is about N13.2m. We now need N6m to complete @_belikebaddy surgery money. Please send your donations here. Thank you for your kindness 🙏🏾 0249219856 Wema bank Obadiah David Adedolapo If you want to send USDT TDuMZ8gQGatymLEkkMCXgSqkuFoduXyBxd TRC20

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@itz_taser It's penile fracture they worked on

He did preeq enlargement. There’s still hope for men with small D.

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The public asked us to fix @_belikebaddy's legs. It is discourteous to leave him with one leg. I've been getting messages about the 2nd surgery and the donation. Having conferred with @the_beardedsina, we agreed to send the balance of the Aunty Esther's money (N953k) to him. The account is officially closed. I have also sent my personal donation. Baddy has added his savings to the fund. We now have N10.5m and $938 out of N19m. That is about N11.8m. We need N7.2m to complete the surgery money. Please send your donations to the Wema Account and we can wrap this up. Thank you for your kindness 🙏🏾 0249219856 Wema bank Obadiah David Adedolapo If you want to send USDT TDuMZ8gQGatymLEkkMCXgSqkuFoduXyBxd TRC20

@Hybrid_Ola You sabi her toto wide like river nile? You get fine body, your toto sweet? Your fine body does not equate sweet pussy

How can you cheat on Megan Thee Stallion ?? I mean look at her !!!!

@ogunmusi You deserve a follow

Circumstance demanded maturity of him early and He stood up for his mother when it mattered most. Asides your issues with GEJ, what truly amplified your voice was your call for men to rise to responsibility. So It’s either you are contradicting yourself or you never really had substance. You lost , Move on! Oh You supported an election rigger too.

@itsSh0la Omo I used to look up to you for real But na, if this is what you use to banter a fellow guy that was fucking responsible and took actions You are fucking retarded!

Your boss Salako’s had my time, typed a whole textbook trying to form savage as usual, what changed? That’s the point. A mere noisemaker. But I don’t expect much from a boy whose dad hates his mom, he needs the online validations since he’s not loved at home. If he needs a better father figure, he can always text me. 👍🏻