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Coachella prep

"I don't know what's wrong. That'll be $600 plus a $90 co-pay."

Lmao local communities being a bunch of loaded retirees that only live there in the winter take one look at the Airbnb prices in the area for the weekend and ask yourself who is doing the exploiting

@BradfordBoothe Thank god

wtf, Coachella just released a statement about both Fridays ?

Artemis II just sent this back. structure looks intact

All they know is 6-7

Is today’s youth even aware of new boot goofin???

@fashion_mafia @loookatmeimkiad Wait no way 😭😭😭

@loookatmeimkiad She did this as satire & eventually ended up getting messaged by so many sponsors so now she’s actually doing it 😭

@Tyre_94 Justice department came out and said they’ve released everything they intend to and no one’s said shit

Starting a war so people forget your a pedophile gotta be one of the most effective things Trump has ever done, no one is even talking about him or Epstein anymore lol

@dudesinthebooth Same vibes

@d_lew98 It’s the festival equivalent of an ancient general seeing ravens before marching to war

I feel like starting off Coachella weekend by hearing “no broke boys” is a bad omen

The NYT reports that the Israelis "hard-pitched" the Iran War to Trump in February, and this meeting ultimately led to Trump's final decision. In the meeting, the Israelis said that Iran's ballistic missiles could be destroyed, their grip on the Strait of Hormuz loosened, and the Kurds would flood in to fight Iran, culminating in regime change. Every Trump advisor pushed back, but President Trump maintained that the regime change wasn't his issue, believing he could dislodge Iran's missiles and grip on the Strait. General Dan Caine and Sec. Rubio warned that the analysis was nonsense, with the after effects showing that neither the expectation of destroying Iran's missiles nor securing the Strait was achievable. As a result, the Israelis effectively sold Trump on a war under false pretenses that turned into a conundrum quickly. Caine noted the Israelis frequently oversell their plans, with time revealing that none of the projected outcomes in Iran came to pass. Follow: @AFpost

@talankori Truly are a man of taste

@d_lew98 bury me in the honky tonk

not sharing my coachella schedule if you see me you see me

@mvykvy47 I got a good laugh about it😂😂

@d_lew98 I made this as satire and social commentary on Miami culture and people really ran with it dude 😂😂😂

Miami is not a real place

@yamatuccii Should be an easy decision at the #1 live music festival in the world but you do you

@d_lew98 Elite pull💀💀🤣

@slamm_official Crab on the rider

@d_lew98 we’re playing this