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When your mom says u have a nice smile but you're not sure because u always get made fun of for your braces

@jackndwyer Ai agents not allowed, please check your clawdbots at the door

We've got a massive fundraiser concert tonight in SF Live rock n roll, coors light, fun Come out, talk to a Marina girl (ratio is pristine), leave your shoes on

@jackndwyer Lfg

Tonight! Even letting my CTO out of his room for a couple hours to come watch Last time was insane

@jackndwyer Just need to strap a JBL to the back and pump 2 stroke exhaust noise while riding

These boys are cooking something awesome up

@jackndwyer You might not like it but this is what peak male performance looks like

Friday nights in the dungeon testing new features

@jackndwyer Bros shoulders are so big it’s the only thing Qwen can detect 🤣

We tested Qwen 2.5 Omni on whether it could detect exercises, count reps, and critique form

@troyn_1008 @realDonaldTrump Bitcoin fixes this

@jackndwyer I am the Rizzard 🧙🏻‍♂️ let me cook

No, you can't go on voice dates with Princess Zelda....oh wait, yeah, you totally can. Why haven't you tried Rizz yet?

@TeamJOOSE @BossDoggDovey

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@jackndwyer It’s us against Gen Z

Amazing how Outside Lands got 100+ artists and not one of them interests me. Like Foo Fighters is diet Green Day, The 1975 is whatever the musical analog of abstract art is, and Lana Del Ray will depress me to sleep. Everyone else are the artists I auto-skip on New Music Friday

Just received a pitch deck that included a slide with the founder’s testosterone levels.

@McDonalds easy money tomorrow Mccaffrey and McKinnon 1st TD parlay call that the McParlay

@willlkid @NFLonCBS @CBS @paramountplus Como estas gishy?

Bengals vs. Bills in the Divisional Round TODAY on CBS and @paramountplus.

@jusedom Kohls cash the only true inflation hedge

Kohl’s is low key slept on idk why it gets so much hate

@ManUtd Coming to @SJEarthquakes ?

Cristiano Ronaldo is to leave Manchester United by mutual agreement, with immediate effect. The club thanks him for his immense contribution across two spells at Old Trafford. #MUFC

@foultippod @Zachpiona Wow finally a decent pair of shoes on this mans

i dressed up zach today

FIFA 🤝 @Roblox = FIFA World! Play skill games 🎮 Earn rewards 🤩 Watch amazing football content 🖥 Hang out in social spaces 🤗 Experience the free-to-play FIFA World on @Roblox!

@RichHomieQam biggest 🧱 in existence

@jackndwyer This also applies to riding Mile

Find something that scares you. Find something that makes you think. Find something that makes you pant. Find something that makes you think critically. Find something that lets you express yourself. Find something you can do with others. Heavy metal works for all of these

Mf’s in New York really be crossing the street with zero regard for their lives