(sorrowful synth)

This what the cunty girl cats in Tom and Jerry be wearing

Kevan, I hope you lose 2 socks a week. I hope you miss you exit and have to go up 3 miles before you can turn around. I hope every show and move you want to watch gets spoiled.

And I hope he hits every red light on his way to work. I also hope every avocado he buys goes bad instantly.

I hope Kevan stubs his toe every single day and that his food comes out just above room temperature at every restaurant #LoveIsBlindSeason10 #lib10 #LoveIsBlind

Honestly Michael rap** lasted way longer than he should have but kudos to those who sent him home #TheTraitors

Ashley is obliterating Vince in the closing arguments #bb27 #BigBrother27 #bigbrotherfinale

@DSylveJr @nicksortor I had to google what the Ryder cup was lollll

@nicksortor O bc ppl don’t travel haha

🚨 NOW: The Ryder Cup crowd has broken out into chants of “DONALD TRUMP” Again, this is in NEW YORK. Democrats should be VERY worried.

I can’t believe we saw Vince’s first real tears all season #bb27 #bb27finale #bigbrotherfinale

Ava’s never beating the clip farming allegations… like girl why did you have a game piece in your sleeve?! #BigBrother #BB19

Does benson Boone call his fans boonebeams?

Ashley’s little soliloquy was more airtime than we’ve seen her all season. I just know she practiced that script with Rachel for hours #BB27

The only thing that makes me mad about this post is that it cut out right before Huda said “I didn’t make the post”.

I just KNOW Riley’s baby mama is waiting with that kid for him at the airport #BB27

why do people wait till the new year to cut people off? fuck you right now on august 12

@lexie_russell_ The way I would never trust a person who their first reaction was anger is actually weird. Definitely shady and it sucks because I’ve always liked him!!!

@d_yell He doubling down on his twitter too 🫩

Honestly I’ve always been team Andrew but his reaching to Bryan “breaking bro code” is so telling. Alexe girl, be careful bc his first reaction was “how do I know you won’t do the same to me?” Like idk just don’t be deceitful and you should be okay. #BachelorInParadise

I think every single person defending Bryan shows their true colors. If him being honest with Bailey makes you “uncomfortable”, maybe try being a better person! #BachelorInParadise

Clayton using “my intuition kicked in” is the spiritual adult version of “sorry, my mom said no”. #PerfectMatch

Then hearing Jeremy talking about how much he likes Ba*ley after knowing what he said behind her back makes me SICK. #BachelorInParadise

Honestly Jeremy saying he found the goldens annoying would be enough for me to want to uncouple with him. #BachelorInParadise