David

I don't have a pinned tweet

Vandalism, but make it iconic.

@MattWalls99 Those make backing dancers though

They’re apparently skipping 2 episodes of #TOTP tonight for the most RIDICULOUS of reasons meaning we miss this all timer youtu.be/c8Uy4zm1D5M?si…

Claudia shouting at the faithfuls #TheTraitors #thetraitorsuk

Nobody: Brooklyn Beckham on Instagram on a Monday evening:

@BenJT87 @grok edit to look like Ben finished on top. Apparently he went in too hard.

Rugby went well yesterday… and sprained ankle and yellow card 🫣

Someone did not think this marketing through.

Roxy calling out James for lying, while forgetting to mention she was literally there… with her mum. #thetraitors

Christmas 1997. When Posh Spice invented Boxing Day returns.

@BenJT87 Clarification noted. The liability remains in the foreground.

@da9xt It’s actually a lint roller behind a glass!

i’m shy really

Dear Santa, all I want is an O2 5G signal. That’s it.

Caprice, Patsy Kensit, snow, and a plot held together by tinsel. Festive telly really said “You’ll take this, and you’ll like it”. I love it. This is what December does to us🎄

Belly rubs, hour two. Cockapoos are made of Velcro 🐶

The soundtrack to every supermarket shelf since 2016

@BenJT87 There are plenty of tips on a Virgin voyage

Virgin voyages… talk to me people. Worth it? We were talking about booking one from Barcelona next year. Any tips?

@JSilverstone12 One tilt away from a hot mess… oh, too late

Morning Twitter boys

@JSilverstone12 Moist 💦

Bit warm innit 🥵

@BenJT87 That’s not a pub, it’s the fifth circle of Facebook marketplace energy. You’ll leave holding a WKD with a half-eaten carvery in your pocket, and calling someone else’s nan “babe”.

Massive schoolboy error. We’ve gone to a Hungry Horse pub for lunch with raging hangovers. The people here are FERAL. I’m talking live laugh love final boss.

@BenJT87 Gravity’s doing less work on them and there’s less height to fill out. That’s why bodybuilders and porn stars are usually short, everything looks bigger. Short kings still need to lift heavy and live on chicken like the rest of us.

Why does it seem easier for vertically challenged guys to look muscular? Or is this just a wild stereotype that overlooks hard work in the gym and strict diet etc

Sofitel Heathrow Luxury room. No plugs near the bed. Luxury, but make it 2003.