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fallon iverson

@daFalligator

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fallon iverson@daFalligator·
This whole surprise 24 corn on the cobs situation is actually amazing. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten corn on the cob by myself in the privacy of my own home and being able to eat it crazy style with not a care in the world about getting butter anywhere is just liberating.
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fallon iverson@daFalligator·
Spain won their first World Cup when I was in their country. Will they win their second when they’re in mine?? 👀
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fallon iverson@daFalligator·
Shakira is sort of like Punxsutawney Phil except she isn’t summoned by Pennsylvanians, she’s summoned by the World Cup.
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fallon iverson@daFalligator·
If I could walk into a bar and order a cocaine Sprite, I’m certain I would become so powerful that I would have to be registered as a classified military weapon.
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fallon iverson@daFalligator·
Let me get this straight, there’s basically no oversight or regulation on food and beverage anymore and people are getting super sick from produce but we haven’t casually slipped drugs back into soda yet? I think we deserve a little treat.
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fallon iverson@daFalligator·
The corporate ladder I’m climbing:
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fallon iverson@daFalligator·
@ESRosebud I mean I was thinking more along the lines of putting the coke back in Coca Cola
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fallon iverson@daFalligator·
@ESRosebud Mind you my breakfast that day was McDonald’s that I had to eat on a bench in the rain by myself bc the dining room was closed and I decided to skip brunch with everyone.
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@daFalligator You just need a parking lot in the fall to tap back into that
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fallon iverson@daFalligator·
I really used to be an animal. Also who the fuck let me shotgun a beer inside the bar???
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Personally, I love all the new food borne illnesses. I think the only appropriate way for me to die is from the lettuce of a Taco Bell spicy potato taco.
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