Alan Thomas✨

A #TrumpRally is like a men’s room at a stadium. Smell of beer puke, used Depends, and it’s where all the dicks hang out.

Somebody give me the Paul Skenes day/night splits? I’ve no idea how to find it. #letsgobucs #pirates

@onlineagitator @PiratesFaithful Yay! Maybe we should go get Joey Gallo too. He’d run in to one occasionally too.

@daHaze1 @PiratesFaithful Ozuna hit a fucking home run yesterday

There are some things that this team could do immediately to help themselves: -DFA Lawrence -Option Triolo -Recall Garcia -Trade for an average bullpen piece -Option Bubba Chandler to AAA when Jones is activated

@Jdchosen77 @PiratesFaithful I agree. But I think he’d be better off with the Bucs pitching coaches working with him every day.

@daHaze1 @PiratesFaithful chandler isn’t even good enough for the pen rn. he needs serious work

@breadguy44 @PiratesFaithful Oh fun! Now compare ops. Cutch was .700. Ozuna is .582. There’s more to baseball then dingers.

@daHaze1 @PiratesFaithful LOL. Ozuna is gonna end up hitting 25-30 dingers. On pace for 18. Cutch hit 13 last season.

@dailey9108 @PiratesFaithful First of all, I said it’s what I would do. Second, calling someone dumbass, and then offering no skill specific reasons for keeping the player high level pot calling the kettle hot.

@daHaze1 @PiratesFaithful How many times do you dumbass fans have to hear it. They arent gonna DFA a player they paid over 10 million a year in May. Its just not gonna happen.

Phillies bullpen usage was questionable today. #lowerit

Well, at least today isn’t the bullpen’s fault. #letsgobucs

@bridge2buctober He’s fine. That’s an over-reaction.

His knee is hurting. Get him out of there, now. Day off tomorrow

@ThePoniExpress So, he’s awake?

110 mph. 410 feet. Konnor Griffin is a future 30/30 guy. Maybe 40/40. And honestly 50/50 is not out of the question.

@pghrenegades That’s a bit personal.

KONNOR GRIFFIN ABSOLUTE MISSILE HIS 3RD DONG WAS A CERTIFIED NUKE WHAT A DONG

@ThePoniExpress To say “wake up” implies he’s not trying. Do better. Be better. It’s not an attention issue. Or an effort issue.

Marcell Ozuna needs to wake up. He’s the missing piece.

@SNPittsburgh fix your shit again tonight.

@BlitzburghBlood @AGretz @SNPittsburgh It's the app

@AGretz @SNPittsburgh I think it’s your cable company. Mines good.

Hey @SNPittsburgh fix your shit

@SNPittsburgh @PennWestUniv I'd be excited if I could see any pitcher on any mound.

You know these Pirates hitters are excited when they see a LHP on the mound this season Stat of the Game brought to you by @PennWestUniv

@SNPittsburgh seriously. How about you credit me for not providing the service?

@SNPittsburgh maybe you all could figure out why I get the circle of death on the app every away game?

@SteelCityBucs30 I just hope they let him pitch more than 1 inning.

Excited to see how it goes

@BauerOutage 1. San Diego woman (Lindsey Hill) primary 2021 case involving Dodgers 2. Ohio woman sought restraining order in June 2020 while Bauer with Reds 3.A Columbus, Ohio woman accused him of assault 2013–2014 4.Arizona woman (Darcy Adanna Esemonu) alleged assault in 2020

Trevor Bauer sucks so much. He’s so washed.

@_adamcrowley I mean, I don't know but Will Howard wasn't very good.

Drew Allar would have won the natty at Ohio State w/ the guys Will Howard won with.