_insert something creative here_

Another quote from a whiny, miserable human. The coverage of your death will certainly bring a smile, to your grotesque face. The crowds will be the biggest. The parties will be the loudest. And we ALL, will wish you the greatest, eternal slumber... #inhell

@LylyMary94 @mywifeyourwife1 @mombodslut

@mywifeyourwife1 @mombodslut

☕️ | ☕️ | ☕️ | ☕️ C O F F E E T I M E! And @mombodslut is serving the first cup! LADIES - Let’s see the sexy way you start your day and just how hot you can make a cup of coffee/tea! ☕️ (Extra points for a GREAT mug design/saying.) Share the thread, share the fun. ☕️

@LylyMary94 Very well indeed

When my fiancé wakes up horny 🥵 Did we start the weekend well? 🥵🥵🥵

@_EricaKnight When you have to clean the Epstein files that takes time, but at least he had those private jets for those days

The Atlantic published a "bombshell" on Director Patel tonight that every real DC reporter chased, couldn't verify, and passed on. Here's reality. Since being sworn in, Director Patel has taken a grand total of 17 days off — half as much time off as Comey and Wray — and he spends twice as much time in the office as either of them ever did. The so-called "intoxication incidents" The Atlantic breathlessly reports have happened exactly ZERO times. Under his tenure: 67,000 arrests nationwide. Violent crime arrests up 112%. Murder rate down 20%. 1,800 criminal gangs dismantled. 2,200+ kilos of fentanyl seized — enough to kill 178 million Americans. 300 human traffickers arrested. 6,200+ missing children recovered. 1,700 online predators arrested — a 490% increase. 8 of the Top Ten Most Wanted captured, double the previous four years combined. 1,000+ agents redeployed from DC bureaucracy back to field offices chasing criminals. The Atlantic's "reporting"? Fabricated stories about "breaching equipment" that was never requested. Intoxication claims with not a single witness willing to put their name on one. A paragraph — I'm not kidding — about the FBI Store not carrying "intimidating enough" merchandise. Every serious DC reporter passed on this. Sarah Fitzpatrick and Jeffrey Goldberg printed it anyway. Lawsuit is being filed.

Listen Valerie .. I got folds and chunks and I’ll punch you if. The face …

@HotMomValerie Delicious body

Would my wedding ring stop you from hitting on me?

Who is with me? ✋

@0nlyk1tt3n E

The greatest enemy of the United States? A. Russia B. Islam C. Democratic Party D. Iran E. Trump

WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES? WHERE ARE THE EPSTEIN FILES?

@Hana_takii Those are stunning

guess my cup size 🤭

@SugareeLips Nom nom nom

🫦Make em jingle? 🫦

@Darkdarling00 Mike Lee should resign

Raise your hand if you think Sen Mike Lee should REPLACE John Thune as Senate Majority Leader

@SarahSevans2000 Winning

Best part of today is I have not put a bra on all day!!

@C_3C_3 But not the GOP, got it .. hypocrites

She’s absolutely correct… The filibuster doesn’t protect America. The filibuster protects the DC Uniparty. x.com/EricLDaugh/sta…

@SarahSevans2000 He must have nutted

Ummm

@Amanda8ixm Mmmmmm

fuck i need this right now

@Sara_Nordic Lunch is served

If you came home to me like this… what would your reaction be?

@LylyMary94 @mywifeyourwife1 @Kristinaann1031 Delicious 😋

@mywifeyourwife1 @Kristinaann1031

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@SugareeLips @LylyMary94

Fucking Friday…🥵🥵🧵🧵🧵 This week has been rough…. Time to fuck the week away. Who wants to fuck…. Post something and say how you want to fuck. 😈🧵😈🧵😈🧵😈🧵😈🧵

@WhiteHouse Get fucked

A GREAT DAY FOR THE WORLD!

@missyxxxc Current situation 🤷‍♂️

do guys jack off at work if they get a boner or what happens with that