david martinez

Breathe in. Hold. Let go… Trillions moving effortlessly. The world’s most adaptable system, trusted under extreme conditions.

i hate the idea that americans won’t revolt bc we’re ”lazy” and not because our government has spent the better part of 100 years and trillions of dollars /perfecting/ the art of global counterrevolution and repression. this is literally the final boss lmao

"And if you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you" - Friedrip Nietzschetard

yeah i got a porn addiction porn myself a big bowl of cereal

driving barefoot feels like when they connect their hair to the dragon in avatar

“no one is coming to save you” and it’s an entire legion of angels that have saved me from situations I would have been left dead in

Shower sex fucking sucks dude! The drain be hurting my dick! I have got to get a girlfriend!

I took a shit last week so nasty they making memes about it. And it’s pumping. $ASRD Aka Assroid 😂😂😂

@borntopiss My high IQ rn:

The shaman / occultist / hermit ( archetype ) / sage / the schizophrenic/ wizard - are immune to : Cults / peer pressure/ celebrity worship / mob thought / sociopaths and narcissists

the whole cheat code to life is just being delusional and confident asf

Okay I’ll lock in. They eyes got me weak. 😂

@clarabelless Go on walks

How do i get rid of these ugly bumpy veins on my leg EW

The future is now. Your girlboss 400k/year girlfriend will maintain your lifestyle as a looksmaxxing househusband bodybuilder philosopher. She will massage you while you stream. This is the new normal.

you can tell a person's in a very dark place when a fortune cookie means a lot to them

Round Tripping with My Boys & Gremlins 👾👾👾👾

too busy smoking my own grass to notice if yours is greener

being a real freak internally but basically celibate externally is kinda fun it's like i'm pervert superman