DG

Tax those fucking churches ⛪️

Idk how more Sugar can help “SUGAR DONT TOUCH” but catch @princedaddybot at @empirelive this Sunday 5/3! #local518music

Has anyone else felt especially tired - mentally & physically - w trouble falling asleep/staying asleep &/OR the sleep you do get has not felt restful, for like a week??

one of my fav little things is tucking my boyfriend in when he falls asleep and making sure he’s all cozy 🥹 something about seeing him like that makes everything in the universe feel like it makes sense for a second >> 🤍✨

Last week I dislocated my shoulder and this week I got “Tennis Leg” ?(medial calf & plantaris tendon strain/tear combo) due to the structural integrity of my body’s architecture being made of fucking laffy taffy

I am PANDERING at every angle possible my w her. @Outback please consider sponsoring this experience for us to further help reel her down under. I need this bloomin onion.

The cocktail of messages I just sent by best friend to gain priority in her phone when my end game mission is really to get a bloomin onion together from @Outback

Why do baby rainbow moonstone chips gotta look like extracted human teeth

Has anyone else tried the Quit Vaping app?? I’ve been trying and can’t on my own. I hate that I’m actually addicted to something/this. Any other resources or products people have found helpful in quitting nicotine? #quitvaping

@EmilySm43 She would make me or my sister an alternative dinner if one of us didn’t like the main option.

Be honest because I’m proving a point When you were a child if you didn’t want to eat what your mother made for dinner What happened?

I’d lay down my life for him

@memechaotic AI

I'm curious.

@anxietymsgs “Listen to Dad”

You meet your 18 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What do you say?

Absolutely hate to admit this, but I haven’t felt fly like a G6 in a long time

@fairiehaze Cosmo & Wanda also why is this not the only answer

what do these 2 colors remind you of?

we all deadname twitter right?

"you let your cat sleep with you" i'd let that mf represent me in court

At a weed store you can say, " I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker cake?"