Lord XanDab

Just ate cheddar jalapeño hotdogs and now I’m carving up some lines! #goodday

Just placed a good amount of coin on France to win the World Cup. Their squad is bonkers.

@jaylombardi87 I’ve wanted one for a long time!

I’ll never forgive H&K for not making the MP7 available to the public like they said they would. I want one so bad

@marthasjugs I got them at Total Wine. Not sure if you have one near you but they’re always reliable for new releases!

@Dabbl Excuse me sir. Where did you find the high noon transfusions. I can’t find them anywhere

Garage fridge is stocked.

@acouplabeers Clone Wars rocks.

My life rocks #goated

I’ve been devouring hummus with pretzels/cucumbers a lot lately.

I miss when Sasha Woodbang was on here.

@catdaddyfred Great catch that a nice looking fish!

First frog fish of the year lady bird lake god bless

About to go down on this.

Watching the Wire stoned out of my mind. #checkingin

@CarolinaCloaked I have both and would recommend either!

Does anyone have a Costco or Sam’s Club membership ? Is it worth it chat ? I am contemplating acquiring such.

@jaylombardi87 There’s a lot of people who lie about doing bag I don’t get it.

People who make cocaine their whole personality are so insufferable

Switching off between regular Moscow mule’s and peach mule’s.

Doing a bump then having a shower beverage always hits the spot before going out.

The Dune: Prophecy show sucked.

And we’re back!

I can’t wait to see the movie CLAYFACE.

@DaveyScuba That last text is horrifying.

#fruzz (I graduate in 17 days)

@wardamnbilly All-Star variety pack.

They’re calling it the most elite variety pack of chips ever