Tio

I’m only on my phone for maybe 4 or 5 hours a day and that makes me so happy

Measuring my problems in my nephews baby bottle

Lately I’ve been feeling the worst so I gotta dress like the best

Where the fuck do I go to next?

I got soups that’ll make you forgive your father

pull up with chops and take cheese I break bread I don’t chop cheese

A new meme has entered the MMA world. Please use it wisely.

Max Holloway this morning 😅 #UFC300

I tweet lyrics bitch .. I am not depressed 😭

That’s not the 1, 2, 3, or the 4

Just be funny and have a nice butt 🤷🏻‍♂️

every fight at #UFC300 after announcing 300K bonuses pic.twitter.com/l8S6Lk0V1Q

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being funny

Mf coulda played for the Dallas mavericks but they found crack in my jacket marijuana in my socks

I been playing with chickens it sound crazy cuz I’m late for dinner only thing I ask you for is the safe code when I can’t remember

Flatbush zombies and wiz Khalifa at red rocks for 4/20 is a fucking move!!!

only real horror fans know

All I do is make money and come home