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Trotting into her 16th birthday #dachshund #sausagearmy #dogsoftwitter #dogsduringlockdown

@Mishi_2210 51181 🙂

Tell me the number that is biggest then this Only 1 percent will succeed

The alpha male in his natural habitat

Golden Hour.

@AmandaYeardsley @RealEmirHan 100% agree

@RealEmirHan Similar to the experience of watching it, tbf. Like paying to have a fever dream. 😰

Jennifer Lawrence said mother! was the hardest film of her career: “I was hyperventilating and dislocating a rib. I have oxygen tubes in my nostrils, and Darren’s like, ‘It was out of focus; we got to do it again.’ And I was just like, ‘Go f**k yourself.’'

Just unusual behavior from someone who only last week was awarded the FIFA Peace Prize

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Simply unfit for office.

This is a dreadful thing to say about a man who just got murdered by his troubled son. Delete it, Mr President @realDonaldTrump .

@donaldtusk The US government is controlled by russia, this is what changed

🤣🤣 #peaceaward

The Mavis with her best Ted impression. #gonefishing

@SHOSKY1 @anthonyjoshua I wonder which round he's scripted to go down in?

He’s loco mhen 🎟️ jakevsjoshua.com

Weirdo waking up.

@Locoplata He just looks more and more majestic every year!

Still trying to keep this corner of social media a positive place. Have some Birthday Mavis.

@Lells37 She genuinely sat on her own all evening. First time ever. Brat. 😂

@dachsteve Bless her! 😍🥰. We all know how much daxie's LOVE walking in the rain - not. I hope Mavis has recovered from her ordeal, I'm sure she isn't blaming or judging you at all 🤔🤭 Hopefully the puppucino softened the blow a bit. 😁😍🥰💖🫶🏻

We got caught in the rain and drenched. The nice people at Starbucks made her a puppucino to cheer her up.

After battling with dying washing machine, found her majesty chilling to Smooth FM.

@SHOSKY1 Air Max 90 would probably be an ideal pilot's shoe. Nice narrow toe box. Huarache would be fuckin useless. Too squishy. I think about stuff like this.

Maldives beach party. How's your day going? 🙂

Where am I? My head. I said what to my boss last night? Shit.

@JolantaYilmazg1 They all have a secret snack dealer network!

@dachsteve Oops … dental is not cheap but I’m glad she’s ok. My Reggie costs me arm and a leg… last expense was because he developed rather large tummy and was lethargic. It turn out he is just taking an easy and was getting extra treats behind my back!! Him and vet are on first name term

3 hours post anaesthetic. Absolute Space Cadet. (She's fine) #dachshund