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Doggy style is how I eat soup.

@imnotbritishhh3 Not a beer.

it’s girl beer saturday

@jurassicjells Happy Birthday!! (Your son sounds a lot like mine)

::at dinner:: me: sorry son you gotta be 10 or under for the kids menu 14: nah it’s still fine cuz im ‘a 10’ my oh my

@1800factsmatter What a bunch of garbage. Is this really the route you think you’d win on?

Can we not get Jason Aldean Nikki Minaj Kid Rock Megadeath Kiss Lil Wayne Ted Nuget John Rich Travis Tritt Warren Zeiders That’s just scratching the surface. Who are the event planners? They need fired. There’s plenty of artists that would perform.

@Leonard73714140 Nobody thinks this is funny.

@Leonard73714140 Smh

@dadbodovich 😆 🤣 😂

@Yankees Keep it in your pants Amed! We need you in the other box.

Prior to tonight’s game, the Yankees placed INF/OF Amed Rosario on the paternity list.

@FlatCircle360 I just downloaded all her albums. 🖕🏼

Go WOKE, GO BROKE. Martina and the rest are the new BUD LIGHT. VERY stupid people.

@levfercomedy You gotta go right to the double IPAs brother. Gross quickly morphs into Hallelujah!!!

God damn IPAs are gross

Mark Ruffalo sounds like what a dog would sound if it starts talking

@LorazeKim Hahahaha

@barstoolsports Buy low

ON MAY 30TH, FERNANDO TATIS JR HIT HIS FIRST HR OF THE SEASON

@MissYankee Do you have players in mind they should target before the trade deadline?

If the Yankees had a good bullpen they would be unstoppable

Breaking: Fingerbang will not be performing at the Great American State Fair.

@TimTyrrellNY Chachi is cock in Korean

Great news, Joanie and Chachi are still playing the Freedom 250 concert. #Freedom250 #TrumpIsALaughingStock

@ChuckTompkins96 Checks out

@dadbodovich Yeah, I missed that. Oh, well.

I guess Martina McBride decided this was as good a time as any to retire, huh? I mean, imagine being a country music singer and walking away from your base. Seams insane to me.

@JCinKeyWest STFU

Martina McBride may be THE stupidest person in show business right now. And that is coming from someone who had been a fan for years. IYKYK that she hasn’t modulated her voice to her age and sounds at best off nowadays. This would have been her biggest platform for a comeback. Instead of enjoying that and celebrating America, she chose to be political after singing for. Clinton and Obama. All she did was lose the fans she had left.

@PamelaHensley22 Probably

Am I the only one who doesn't know who Martina McBride is?

@Pro__Trading I love her. You’re an idiot. 👍

Martina McBride performed for Obama and Clinton, but refuses to perform for President Trump. She was retweeting Kamala Harris. She was raising money for BLM. She was apologizing for her white privilege. It's hard to see how she survives this. She's done.