Matt Chadwick

Imagine you just got in a car accident and a radio DJ broadcasts to an entire metropolitan area to avoid you What an embarrassment you are

Why are there so many real estate agents

Beehive thefts are on the rise in Yolo County

Its a beautiful day to be a bad motherfucker!

Gonna make an NSFW onlyfans but instead of porn I’ll just be committing OSHA violations

Fuck @DerekJStevens

People who drive Lincoln Navigators are in fact horrible navigators

I thought we were an autonomous collective

@yatesy42 and I ruined a billionaire’s day this week. Now tell me what you did

What is this all about?

Methylchloroisothiazilone

@Mrs_VanEss Tell Derek I’m interested

Whose parents have so many questions about the upcoming school year? Mr. Bellow is going to host some virtual meetings with parents to explain how school will look and answer questions. No dates yet, but stay tuned!

Yeah it’s probably dangerous to drive without a seatbelt on. Wanna know when I’ll crash? When the car is distracting me with its incessant fucking beeping

Can’t wait to spend half the trip putting the tent together

@JohnLentsch @Mrs_VanEss I think you’re right. Hold my beer and watch this

@dadchadwick @Mrs_VanEss It isn't too late. The romphim style is classic and should be around forever. I think you can bring it back

@Mrs_VanEss @dadchadwick Boo... Sounds like the fun police to me. C'mon Mrs VanEss

@KuhnTheGoon82 I’m down big rn

@dadchadwick Are you good ?

Do you still have that owl for sale ? @dadchadwick

@miniatureuzi Tammy for sure

HELP ME NAME HER! shes a woman whos sassy. drop some names below ill cashapp best name $1

@hunt_the_butt Sucking dick! Behind my grandma’s house