chud light

theres someone out there about to willingly listen to 40 new drake songs in a row

First of all I don’t remember

Do I have to

Santa came down my chimney in full IDF gear

Man Santa put coal in my foreskin again 🙄

Santa came down the chimney in grey sweatpants and I saw his print

Santa offered my gay son AIPAC money

Blitzen and I explored each others’ bodies during lockdown.

Bro is always donning gay apparel

Yesssss I got a new AI tool to help unlock key business insights at scale!!!!! Best christmas ever

I just got a beer with Vixen and Cupid and they told me Comet’s leaving next year to join Mossad

I left Dubai chocolate out for Santa and he came up to my room and started throwing shit

My wife’s boyfriend won’t let me stay up to see Santa I hate that stupid fuck

Lmaooooo my wife said she needs SIX or SEVEN more signatures from me on the divorce papers. She goated for that lulz

Santa came to my polycule and beat the shit out of all of us

Went downstairs Christmas morning and Santa left a full unredacted copy of the Epstein files under the tree. Prancer’s in there

ChatGPT why did my wife get me a cuck chair for christmas

Well at least i can always fall back and watch SpongeBob Squarepants.

James Cameron saved a drowned rat using CPR on the set of ‘THE ABYSS’ to keep the production’s “No Animals Were Harmed” certification. “Beady and I bonded over the whole thing. I saved his life. We were brothers” (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-f…)