luke

my villain era keeps getting interrupted by me being a sweetie pie

*me kacey and xavier silent on the couch* K: so do you guys shave your butt

they didn't have flowers at walmart so my mama getting cilantro

“Shut up xavier you’re just mad luke looks better in hats than you do” -kacey 2026

Lonely with a capital H

*Pato spins out* Random guy in front of me: god FUCK Morgan wallen

CUTTING UP IN THE ELANTRA IS WILD

@missk20031 @iimlucid The jumpscare

@iimlucid @daddylorax What did I miss

Holy jumpscare

@iimlucid What the FUCK dawg

@daddylorax apologies

the lonely beaner seems to #tweet a lot at night

“Okay if I get my nose pierced you have to get your nipples pierced”

S: it’s fucked you’re not doing anything for your mom on Mother’s Day B: what’re you doing for your mom? S: Taking her ass back to prison

its cinco de mayo and im still no one’s mexican #yallhatemesobad

I think you’re lasting a lot longer than 12 minutes!!!

It has been a privilege and an honor to giggle on the phone with you

WYBIE

“If you coded right now I’d just let you die. I’m not a nurse right now. This is vacation”

Mateo just peed in Jordan’s shoes