CEO John Progress👔

BREAKING: John Progress now CEO of the Walt Disney Company, effective immediately

Whew, boy! Hottest Fourth of July we've had in years! 🇺🇸

Be who you are... for your pride... because THAT'S progress🏳️‍🌈

@AliciaStella im shaking

Easiest Carousel of Progress prediction: John looks around at end of 1960s segment and says: “now really is the time, now is the best time… the best time of our lives.”

When you're lowkey getting evicted

a great big beautiful tomorrow! shining at the end of every day!🌟

Whew, boy! Hottest Fourth of July we've had in years!

@the_higgo maybe

big if true

Whew, boy! Hottest Fourth of July we've had in years!

Let's celebrate progress today!🥳

@guylants Maybe someday in the future!

Actual progress will be made when @daddyprogress stops blowing fuses

Hi @daddyprogress

@guylants Hi

@SelkieManokit Come visit me :(

Whew, boy! Hottest Fourth of July we've had in years!

@TheyPatricia now THAT'S progress🔥

back with @daddyprogress 🎃

Give your ol' dad a nice sarsaparilla today! Oh, whoops, I meant root beer!

@kierstenn_leigh Of course, that’s progress, isn't it?

@daddyprogress do you support the LGBTQ+?

Now THAT'S progress!