andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·17h@AbbottKahler What kind of garden does a baker have? A flour gardenÇevir English0013
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·1d@AbbottKahler What happened when the man opened up his flower shop? Business was bloomingÇevir English0016
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·4d@AbbottKahler What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant? Egg-plantsÇevir English0018
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·5d@AbbottKahler What did the dirt say to the rain? If this keeps up my name will be mudÇevir English0017
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·6d@AbbottKahler Whats the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father? One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly popÇevir English0019
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·24 Mar@AbbottKahler 65. What’s harder to catch the faster you run? Your breathÇevir English0019
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·23 Mar@AbbottKahler 52. Why did the cops go to the baseball game? Because they heard someone was stealing a baseÇevir English0018
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·20 Mar@AbbottKahler Why do poor dogs chase their tails? They’re just trying to make ends meetÇevir English0018
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·19 Mar@AbbottKahler What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart? I only have eyes for youÇevir English00115
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·18 Mar@AbbottKahler Q: What do you call leprechauns who collect cans and bottles? A: Wee-cyclersÇevir English0019
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·17 Mar@AbbottKahler What do you call a fake diamond in Ireland? A sham-rockÇevir English0018
𝐌𝐚𝐭𝐭 𝐏𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐞𝐫@Matt_Pinner·17 Mar6 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?Çevir English7.5K2222.7K543.8K176
Breitbart News@BreitbartNews·16 MarVirginia Dems Say Unarmed ROTC Cadets Stopping a Terrorist Shooter Proves YOU Don't Need a GunÇevir English1945219739.5K11
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·16 Mar@AbbottKahler •Q: How can you spot a jealous shamrock? A: It’ll be green with envy! •QÇevir English00110
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·13 Mar@AbbottKahler What did the cat say about her intuition? "I just had a felineÇevir English0016
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·12 Mar@AbbottKahler 1Why is a river an amazing roommate? He just likes to go with the flowÇevir English0019
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·11 Mar@AbbottKahler •Why are kittens excellent bosses? They have great littership.Çevir English0017
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·10 Mar@AbbottKahler Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? It lost its petalsÇevir English0019
andrewphorowitz@dadfor1·9 Mar@AbbottKahler How do you know flowers are friendly? They always have new budsÇevir English0018