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@AbbottKahler What kind of garden does a baker have? A flour garden

@AbbottKahler What happened when the man opened up his flower shop? Business was blooming

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@AbbottKahler What’s a baby chick’s favorite plant? Egg-plants

@AbbottKahler What did the dirt say to the rain? If this keeps up my name will be mud

@AbbottKahler Whats the difference between a high-hit baseball and a maggot’s father? One’s a pop fly. The other’s a fly pop

@AbbottKahler 65. What’s harder to catch the faster you run? Your breath

@AbbottKahler 52. Why did the cops go to the baseball game? Because they heard someone was stealing a base

@AbbottKahler Why do poor dogs chase their tails? They’re just trying to make ends meet

@AbbottKahler What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart? I only have eyes for you

@AbbottKahler Q: What do you call leprechauns who collect cans and bottles? A: Wee-cyclers

@AbbottKahler What do you call a fake diamond in Ireland? A sham-rock

@Matt_Pinner All 20

6 for me!! I feel confident nobody Has all 20 How many for you?

@BreitbartNews Stupid fuck

Virginia Dems Say Unarmed ROTC Cadets Stopping a Terrorist Shooter Proves YOU Don't Need a Gun

@AbbottKahler •Q: How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
A: It’ll be green with envy! •Q

@AbbottKahler What did the cat say about her intuition? "I just had a feline

@AbbottKahler 1Why is a river an amazing roommate? He just likes to go with the flow

@AbbottKahler •Why are kittens excellent bosses? They have great littership.

@AbbottKahler Why couldn’t the flower ride a bike? It lost its petals

@AbbottKahler How do you know flowers are friendly? They always have new buds