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The Pistons franchise deserves more respect They beat Jordans Bulls 3 times in the playoffs They ended the Showtime Lakers They ended the Bird Celtics They ended the Shaq & Kobe Lakers They were the SUCCESSFUL nemesis of 4 GREAT NBA franchise runs, but all I hear is crickets

USC, UCLA are negotiating to leave the Pac-12 for the Big Ten share.newsbreak.com/1d861oos

Nope. Not yet. I'll wait.

@dcarey419 Fantastic 😊

Well the hammock stand is done. My stain job needs some work but it'll work

@kaylarsgw No

@CumminsChanning @tifamaverick They should do a Google search & make their own.

@dadlook @tifamaverick These new parents can't find formula on the shelves anymore 😐

Does anyone here remember how the old folks made baby formula? Heat carnation milk, water & Karo light syrup in a saucepan is all I recall.

@MrCorrie @daniDtown I think about it all the time.

@dadlook @daniDtown Sad isn’t it.

I’m about to trigger some people………… The song “Danger Zone” sucks. And so does the movie it comes from.

@tifamaverick What are people going to do if they have to plant a garden or sew some clothes?

@MrCorrie @daniDtown These Twitter "people" can't handle the truth we tell em.

@daniDtown @dadlook We just like to keep it 💯

@harley_quorn 💋

CANCEL HER! HOW DARE SHE?!?

@thatMGOBLUEgirl "If you want to bake a cake you have to break a few eggs."

@dadlook I can't give you that kind of pass my dear sweet friend... we'll both get banned on here💯

@casepeters Bro?

I made coffee, but forgot to drink it. Happiest of mondays coming at ya!

With a little bit of brandy on nipple two quiet down the little darlings

@thatMGOBLUEgirl Could I extend this pass for like a week? I've got some ridiculous things to get off my chest.

@dadlook You get a pass because it's your post bday

Happy belated birthday to @dadlook with a breakfast birthday cake to enjoy, since they were closed yesterday be sure to go get your birthday Nugs from Chick-fil-A!

@nerdsy1 Vitamins?

@Lucky_Canuck He died in 81'

@dadlook Ask your milkman or did he retire with his horse & buggy

@thatMGOBLUEgirl Yes?

@kevinwitvliet00 Do you believe anything is a gift from God?

Who the fuck believes pregnancies from incest and rape are gifts from God?