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I’m not really a sci-fi guy, but PROJECT HAIL MARY is a quality film.

@stoolpresidente @FamilyFeudABC your team is CRAP. you f**ked up picking them.

Absolute first class accommodations from @FamilyFeudABC

DRAKE is dropping not one, not two, but three new albums tonight. prepare to be underwhelmed three times in a row.

@stoolpresidente on @netflix. 5 seasons. DO IT.

After this post lots of peole recommended Chapo on Netflix. I just completed 1st episode. I hereby ban all the Cabrons who told me to watch it from ever recommending a Tv program again. It didn’t hold a candle to Narcos. I don’t think I’m continuing to the 2nd episode

@consequence NO.

A de-aged Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, and Ronnie Wood star in The Rolling Stones' new music video for "In The Stars."

@PageSix apparently, she’s banging STING.

‘Foxy Brown’ star Pam Grier, 76, says she has orgasms that last ‘3 whole days’ trib.al/IBI8ZGT

did EMINEM go to Turkey for that beard?

@stoolpresidente 1) they’re more involved than showing up and reading a teleprompter. 2) they sort through them. pick the best ones and rewrite certain ones. 3) if the writers read ‘em they wouldn’t be anywhere near as good. the COMEDIANS put their stank on it and deliver the FUNNY.

And I said if the comedian sits in a room with the writers and contributes i have no problem. Thats what I do. But it shouldnt count as roasting somebody if. you just fly in and read a teleprompter

I don’t golf but I’m eyeing a pair of @adidas GOLF SHOES.

@MarlowNYC RESPECT.

@dadummiest no <3

one thing you will never catch me on is a cruise ship that’s for damn sure

you’re telling me you wouldn’t enjoy EXPLORA 1? Explora I is a luxury cruise ship designed to feel more like: a high-end boutique hotel, private yacht, or luxury resort at sea. …rather than a typical mega cruise ship with flashy attractions. I can’t imagine you not appreciating relaxing in those conditions surrounded by nothing but ocean.

@dadummiest absolutely TF not... couldn't pay me to get on one of those shitshows

@MarlowNYC THE BEST!

happy 10-year anniversary to ja rule thinking michael jordan got paid a buck every time someone shared the "crying jordan" meme

MIKE D. out with new music. so good to hear from this legend. AD-ROCK next?

@_Hyster_ @StoolAfterDark if you ever find yourself in court you should represent yourself. 🤡

@dadummiest @StoolAfterDark Yes it is

For no particular reason, we asked the Barstool Office a hypothetical: What would your reaction be if a coworker spit on you?

@kimkardashian I’m not a fan of yours but I’d like to say you shouldn’t give up. try again. 💯

@StoolAfterDark he seems like a pretty good dude but this is HARD TO LOOK AT.

He brought back beers.

@Variety being genuinely excited for a movie is one of my favorite things in life. TONY has me there. MATT JOHNSON, come through for us, please. finally, a @bourdain movie!

'Tony' Trailer: Anthony Bourdain Biopic From A24 Stars Dominic Sessa as the Iconic Chef in His Younger Years variety.com/2026/film/news…

@billboard WINNING.

Anderson Paak at the 2026 #MetGala.