Dad on the Couch

@NatureChapter Ricki Ticki Tavi don’t give a fuh

Wow… what a chessboard this could be ♟️ What if this is all strategic? What if Trump is dismantling the old system piece by piece… forcing a reset? Closing the Strait of Hormuz would shake the world’s oil supply to its core 🌍 And suddenly… dependence shifts. Back to American energy. Back to American manufacturing. Back to self-reliance. While the rest of the world scrambles through the chaos, the U.S. fortifies, stabilizes, and stands on its own foundation 🇺🇸 It sounds wild… but also strangely calculated. If this is the plan, it’s not checkers. It’s high-stakes, endgame chess. I hope there’s truth to it::

@WARlockMMA @CasualMMA These new fans cry about everything.

@CasualMMA Real fans watch every card. There is always something to learn. May help a future bet 😉

If you watch this card, you genuinely need to get a life

@GreekGOP @alejjoRock @MultiversoTM

@alejjoRock @MultiversoTM Is that a joke? Those are all John Travolta movies. This is a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT guy!!! This is Nicholas Cage who, as it happened, co-starred with Travolta in Face-Off.

Pregunta seria: ¿Alguien me puede decir alguna película de este actor que le haya gustado?

@espn @ShamsCharania @mcten

Breaking: Los Angeles Lakers star Luka Doncic is out indefinitely due to a left hamstring injury. He will miss the remainder of the regular season and his status is uncertain beyond that, sources tell @ShamsCharania and @mcten.

@MrRice0x @brockpierson Awe leave Fred out of this

@brockpierson Still better than this tool bag

The most annoying person on the internet.

@Full_Violence @CharlesDoBronxs @Topuriailia @AlexPereiraUFC Ariel Helwani

Who deserves the cover of UFC 6… or do we put all three on it? 👀

@DovySimuMMA Bruce.

who will leave the UFC first?

@Kiu_07 @NFL_DovKleiman It’s called a Football because the size of the ball is a foot.

@NFL_DovKleiman for my English Only Speakers: Real FOOTBALL was created +30 years before handegg sport.

Wow: President Donald Trump wants the NFL to change its name so that soccer is the only sport named football. "This is football, there is no question about it. We have to come up with another name for the NFL stuff." 😬😬😬

@NFL_DovKleiman Never thought I’d see the day where the American says just this. Let’s play football. They hold the ball with their hands the whole time lol. Force the bame change lile the how he changed the Gold of Mexico.

@IGN It’s IgN and all the hate they endorse. Video games weren’t about Hate.

With players increasingly looking anywhere but the classic methods to stay entertained, it begs the question as to whether fans of our beloved medium still have the appetite for "traditional" video games. bit.ly/4s8ZmQU

@RealCrazyFightt I’d fake my death and give that moron life in prison. Then I’ll wake up with zombie paint

The bully knocked out the victim while he was holding food after the victim refused to give him more money

@arielhelwani I miss this part of the show. When you played vs your guest. I even bought a dart board to join y’all lol.

The Luke heel turn is complete

@SEGA I’m punching air right now because that’s what the internet does. Gets mad at anything 😂.

We’re excited to announce that we’re making our SEGA logo 3% more blue. We hope you enjoy this upgrade. Please take a moment to familiarise yourself with the new look.

@cotizcesar Yeah, my headset turned into dog shit. They did last very long but they shouldn’t have turned into dust like that as well lol

Calidad Playstation, todo hecho con basura.

@LiamHealy16 Wait though, can that shit do that to my foot if I’m standing inside the water enjoying the view? My toe nails armor have no chance

They made an Ilia Topuria shrimp

@acdmma_ Question before everyone starts fighting… does @NateDiaz209 even care?

Question: Should Nate Diaz be inducted into the UFC hall of fame? Yes or no and why?

@VideosProh People tipping her for her funeral

@JmatosLuis @IGN You’re supposed to be cool 😎

@dadwithpants @IGN Naaaahhhhhhh that’s to far she can watch that on Disney plus

The Super Mario Galaxy Movie ditches an engaging story in favor of a pipe-bursting amount of easter eggs, but that’s not an all-together bad thing. Our review: bit.ly/41D0GjZ

@IGN They just gave Sony an idea they will abandon after everyone buys one 😂