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the worst, abegggg

Roby, listen to me carefully. Mayowa suing you for N100m is the best thing that has happened to you since this story broke. You have been the emotional one. The one crying on Daddy Freeze’s podcast. The one going to the airport in two cars to pick up a wife who would not even kiss you. The one sending N200k from N500k gigs. She just shifted the terrain from emotion to la. And in law, what she did has consequences. She remarried in Texas while your Nigerian marriage was legally intact. That is bigamy. Criminal Code Act, Section 370. That is not your allegation. That is a charge. You do not need to win the defamation case. You need to file a counter. You need to demand the return of every kobo you sent her for 6 years. You need to let your lawyer do what your heart could not. She opened the door. Walk through it.

@Vinylchi nahhh, just cardiovascular health

@dafetheboy no lol. you might have other reasons to do the running though, football?

i want to start running but i don’t want to lose muscle mass

@Vinylchi let me first delete this Strava app

@dafetheboy tried it one time and almost lost it all

😭

When the man becomes more visible and more important than the cause he’s championing, you know the priorities are misaligned.

The truth about Tunde posting “glamour looks” is because he can't can’t post the slums anymore cos he will annoy his political friends. To post is to admit failure in Leadership. Who’s leadership, His pals? No he will not Know this and know peace. @Tunde_OD

Every time you guys make it seem like it’s impossible to reject the summons of the president, I’ll remind you about Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie. That chess boy is in league with APC, end. Don’t cover him bc he’s a fine boy. That is also the enemy.

honey badgers, damn

in the last couple of days i have muted hundreds of shit posters, there’s some serious level of monstrosity going on this app

GET YOUR PVC. Woke up early, went with some friends, and got it done in 10–15 minutes. No excuses. You’re not a teenager anymore.

Cristiano Ronaldo dos Santos Aveiro is HIM!

@DrightSauce imagine spending this much on fuel that now dries up

I’ll be buying fuel for the Third time from almost empty to full since the new gas price went up That’s almost 400,000 since then, that’s for fuel alone for my car 😂😂

Nigerians think when something is not sweet it’s somehow more healthy

oh Elon you don’t know what you’ve just done

Unripe plantain is such a useless fad, cos it has the same amount of calories as ripe plantain. Just dabbling in suffering for NOTHING.

That's also how Tunde Onakoya sleazed out. All these perforated chants of "non partisan", "sitting on the fence", "apolitical", " no one is a Messiah". Meanwhile - all those times, he was on the payroll of Ogun State Govt as "Sports Amb". If you like, let them whine you.

everyday i come on this app, i judge y’all that gave OD a platform, a very vile creature