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I have been keeping a diary on my journey in Scottish Amateur football. I hope you enjoy it. @DougieGunner @OfficialSSMFL @gcclfootball @GlasCollegesFA @scottish_aff drive.google.com/open?id=1UMHDH…

@DougieGunner 😍

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@ChrisBikerboy48 @BBCJohnBeattie Rightly so

@BBCJohnBeattie Yes, and for the foreseeable future just until I feel the risk is lower.

Do you all wear face masks while shopping?

@ScotAmFA @scottish_aff Glasgow Green, grass pitches.

Right everyone, what’s your favourite ground to play, officiate or watch some Scottish Amateur football? Share your snaps of these sacred turfs below!📸 #AmateurArchive📂 #AmateurFamily #TuesdayThoughts

@sloan_garry When in doubt, just punch it away.

Should we encourage punching or always catch the ball when possible. Lewis loves a good punch.

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@matty4COYG @Glentoran The dog looks cute, Mattie!

@Jamesbu03816268 @WeirRec35s Same here

@WeirRec35s I’ll be able to play 35s by the time this shit over 🙈🙈

Missing Football so much 😭😭😭

I'm not crying you are. A taxi driver in Spain who has taken patients to the hospital, free of charge, got a call to pickup a patient from the hospital. When he arrived, doctors and nurses surprised him with a standing ovation, plus an envelope of money.

@AfcBridgewater @DougieGunner @Foxiola 😳

@DougieGunner @Foxiola @daft_goalkeeper It’s defo been known- flag over the Chest or a straight sprint to the corner flag! 😂

@DougieGunner The referee's assistant sees a foul that the referee apparently missed and he raises his flag. The referee sees the flag, blows his whistle. The assistant now downs his arm and moves towards the corner flag. What is he indicating?

@DougieGunner Thanks, Dougie!

@daft_goalkeeper That is unless ref has seen foul and decided to play on, and in the resulting play a corner is won.

@DougieGunner Oh, okay. Some guy posted this question in a WhatsApp group. He must have got it wrong. Thanks 👍

@daft_goalkeeper There’s no reason an AR should move in that way. From open play an AR would raise flag for offside or foul and stand still. If it’s a corner the flag goes up and then immediately down and angled to corner.

@DougieGunner Double Decker

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The first patient arriving at the NHS Nightingale Hospital Please RT for all the amazing people who have made this possible

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