DB

Dear Australians, let us all stop tweeting and facebooking and instagraming at midnight to freak out the Americans. Deal?

Worst round 1 ever… the only upset was Bulldogs winning last week, and by upset I mean my own feelings #nrl

Kerry O'Keeffe on @FoxCricket: "Jake Weatherald would have dreamt of opening the batting for Australia on Boxing Day... but not twice." #Ashes

BREAKING: Australia beat England in just two bloody days. Disastrous start to the Ashes. I’m going back to bed.

Tweets that didn’t age well

Has anyone made a joke about the hypocrisy the roosters have with sacking someone receiving a bag? Haven’t they provided them those for years? #nrl

It’s nice being the moral winner after the Warriors Dragons game last night. This must be how @benstokes38 feels when he wakes up every morning. #nrl #nrlwarriorsdragons

Haven't seen this many angry blokes surrounding Washington since January 6 👀

In kohli’s defence it’s confusing being 36 & having a 19 year old dad

@jessschw Does he also say Pong-gah?

@KingJames Hey LeBron, it’s greg. The reason for this is because if you were to drive there it would take over 29 hours so I’m guessing your coaches thought it would be more efficient to fly. Hope this helps

Exhibit B

Rugby League taking over the AFL #NRLFinals #nrl #AFL #AFLGF #AFLFinals

My cousins and I have a running joke when asked how your night out was, it was “18-20 schooners.” Paul Kent actually went above that…..

When I think of Rugba Leeg, I think of Lionel Ritchie’s All Night Long #StateofOrigin

@jessschw R u ok?

Glass half full take on Parra…. At least it wasn’t on his 50th Birthday #nrl #PARRAdise

Good to see Canberra turn up for Ricky’s milestone #nrlRaidersSharks

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@LeagueUnlimited @RaidersCanberra @TheParraEels Are you aware that Parra haven’t scored?