Big Fudge

I’m gonna get an emotional support Canadian.

Elon Musk makes my ex seem secure, my family seem not racist/homophobic, and I’m 100% sure Twitter will succeed because because if I’ve learned on thing from 2016-2020, it’s that narcissistic, please clap mutter fuggers, the rules don’t apply to me douchebags always. Win. Cuz $.

@DammitErin MAGA 2024

Tell me you’re bad at sex without telling me you’re bad at sex

The psychiatric evaluation scene in Armageddon is all of us after 2020.

Are we making the Screeching halt jokes yet or nah. Rip Dustin Diamond.

At that Awkward stage where the “I’m so handsome” post are “do you really think you were ever handsome” and wtf happened to you ? They are all right.

Crocodile country and western and crocodile r & b are ok too.

@MickeyBlowtorch Taken

Might fuck around and become a riverboat poker player by the name of Tapioca Squats.

And by lock her up, I meant we should strive for unity, obviously. - your pos family members

@IvankaTrump 3.3b families? If each family was only a family of 3 that would be more people than there are on all of planet earth. Are you saying you’ve fed an entire planets population?

Oceans 14 looks dumb. amp.tmz.com/2021/01/14/abr…

Who said the sequel is never as good as the original?

Tom Cruise and Elisabeth Shue made a shitty movie in 1988 and now every time I get a drink I have to wait for the bartenders to audition for Cirque du Soleil?

Damn it. Walmart is out of “sorry about your failed coup attempt” cards

Nothing affirms my atheism like Alex Trebec passing instead of Chuck Woollery.

Man, a lot of ya went from “if you just comply, you won’t get shot” to “the government can’t tell me to wear a mask” like a Dukes of Hazzard U-Turn.

@realDonaldTrump 0-16 like the 2008 Detroit Lions.

I won the Election!

First time anyone has gone 0-16 since the 2008 Detroit Lions. 😂😂😂 #trumploser.

Starting a business especially for Trump supporters. Gently used lottery tickets. DM for specials.

If everyone knows karate, it’s like no one knowing karate.

My father always told me I could do anything I put my mind to so I’ve been putting my mind to two chicks at the same time