Oh_well

@zoobyfc @PSGINT_ Too shit for the Conference League

@PSGINT_ You haven't played Manchester United yet

i have never witnessed this type of Dominance Ever when has a team beat all of Europes elite in a little more than a year

@AntiWokeMemes Get an excorzist?

What is your response to her sign? 🪧

@realMaalouf Cause all they have is sheep in real life?

Palestinian Islamic preacher: “Virgins of Paradise will have no menstruation, saliva, mucus, urine or excrement; Muslim men will have the sexual strength of 100 men. We will have several wives/slaves in Paradise.” Disgusting. Why is it all about sex in the afterlife for them?

@dw_sports Didn't save United or Arsenal from getting tanked by Bayern. Does she get paid to say this bollocks? Come back when WSL created 2 World Cup & 8 European Championships winning generations. Or 9 Champions League winners.

🇩🇪 Germany midfielder Sjoeke Nüsken says the Bundesliga is lagging behind the WSL as the gap between clubs is not as big in England and therefore the competition is a lot more even. Will the Bundesliga struggle to stay competitive internationally if this trend continues?

@TheMatchdayHQ 🤣😂 Sure.

🚨🚨 | 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Manchester City have identified Bayern Munich’s Aleksandar Pavlović as the perfect replacement for Rodri. Bayern would only consider letting him go for a fee in excess of £100M, a deal that would make him the most expensive German player in history. 🤯 [@Ekremkonur]

@FCBayernFocus @BILD Should be disappointed with his game the last few weeks.

🚨🇩🇪 Lennart Karl returned to Munich looking disappointed, as he hoped to play against Real Madrid on Tuesday. His family and girlfriend traveled to the Bernabéu, but the German did not play a single minute. (🗞️ @BILD)

@Heilenderer Von seinem Traum erlösen.

Update: Der 13jährige Junge, der wohl vom 15jährigen Omar A. an einer Schule in Flottbek niedergestochen wurde, lebt, aber er liegt im Koma. Prognose: Da Herz und Leber durchbohrt und ein Nerv verletzt wurde, folgten offenbar permanente Hirnschäden. Möglicherweise kann er nie wieder selbstständig atmen und sprechen. Die Mutter des Beschuldigten gab an, dass ihr Sohn nach der Flucht aus dem Gazastreifen traumatisiert und in Behandlung sei. Unabhängig überprüfbar sind diese Angaben bisher nicht. Für das 13jährige Opfer macht es auch keinen Unterschied. Der 15jährige Omar A. ist bereits wegen anderer Körperverletzungen polizeibekannt und sitzt derzeit in Untersuchungshaft. m.bild.de/regional/hambu…

@cfbayern Gibs auf du Null. Lächerliche Nicht-Story.

✅ Florentino Perez surprised Bayern over Michael Olise transfer cfbayerninsider.com/2026/04/floren…

@MedienfuzziShow Wer ist das?

Auf einer Skala von 1 bis 10, mit zehn als Maximum, wie sehr geht Euch diese Dame auf den Senkel?

@Uodinas He's got a contract until 2029 with no release clause. Dafaq are you on?

It's either Bayern Munich accept the offer gently or risk losing Olise for free.

@LibertyHannes Männer masturbieren auch auf dümmliche TikTok Videos von Frauen. 🤫

🤣🤣🤣

@cfbayern Schon klar du Null.

✅Real Madrid likely to intensify efforts to sign Michael Olise cfbayerninsider.com/2026/04/real-m…

@theMadridZone @cfbayern 🤣😂 good luck

🚨 JUST IN: Florentino Perez wants Michael Olise at Real Madrid! Real Madrid are thinking of making an offer up to €165M for him. @cfbayern

@TouchlineX @cfbayern You wish 🤣😂

🚨 𝗠𝗔𝗝𝗢𝗥 𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: Real Madrid are thinking of placing a €160M-€165M offer to sign Michael Olise this summer! — @cfbayern

@SaiShankarLmao @sunday_coach 16. 🤣😂🤣 Talk when you saw Italy play a World Cup.

@dahe_82 @sunday_coach "Benzema is better than ronaldo nazario because he has more champions league" fuck off

The next time you come and tell me about “but Buffon never won the UCL” That’s okay. He won the World Cup and not one opposing player was able to shake the net behind him the whole tournament. Not one.

@Mediocre_Quail @sunday_coach Prime Juventus with Buffon got fucked by Bayern in 2013 & 2016.

@dahe_82 @sunday_coach Honestly, Buffon could have easily won the UCL, too. Unfortunately, the years he and Juve went to the final, they had to play Barca with Prime Messi, Neymar, and Suarez, and Madrid with prime Ronaldo, Benzema, and Bale, among others.

@PedTalksSports Cause the league is crap

The more I watch Liverpool the more I wonder just how they won the league last year

@316_donp @JasperZiggle Yeah. Cause Arsenal have zero technical abilities.

@JasperZiggle Until you play ARSENAL FC

🚨🇳🇱After the match against Real Madrid, the great Steven Gerrard asked Vincent Kompany about the strategy Bayern Munich followed in the game. Kompany didn’t overcomplicate things or dive into tactical jargon. He kept it simple — his players have freedom: “This team has earned the right and the freedom to play like this. They play so well that I’m not going to change the approach depending on the opponent. We played the same way against Paris Saint-Germain and today against Madrid. And they performed just as well. The substitutions I make are only to refresh the team. I remember when I was a player and we had these kinds of matches — what you wanted was the freedom to be yourself. Then the talent takes care of the rest. Everything else is marginal, and I try to make those marginal details fall in our favor.” Total freedom for the technically gifted players.

@_paaaat__ Lol.

Das Ding ist, wenn Olise ein gutes Spiel macht, wird er direkt mit Lamine verglichen Wenn Lamine ein gutes Spiel macht, wird er nicht mit Olise verglichen Das sind die Standards, die Lamine schon mit 18 Jahren gesetzt hat

@CalOnBundesliga That guy is soooo lame at trolling. Tells more about the idiocity of the people who take offence of this clowns tweets.

Literally none of them were flops. English ignorance and arrogance is a serious problem.