Nando 🇲🇽

Goin to the strip club when all the black queens working and requesting the DJ play Chocolate Rain

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@dahennypapi Ask her if she got that dog in her. Or if she'd like to have it. Jk don't listen to me lol

I asked her if she liked dogs and she sent me back a sound message of her barking. That shit got me hot and bothered ngl

I be killing these dog moms on Hinge; they have a photo of their dogs and I be replying “what the dog doin”. 60% of the time, it works every time

Being unemployed has me running errands and grabbing a beer at my local dive after a long day at 1pm.

I notice that people that are lame make their IG pass them off as fun and cool. But the real cool people IG’s rarely post or post the most random shit

That “built like a Mexican” tweet got my TL flooded with fine ass Mexicans….

They say the opposite of love is hate, I say it’s disinterest

Some Republican policies actually benefit my current tax bracket and economic status but I’m not voting for fucking bigots

Put RESPECT on his NAME! RUSH! Watch #AEWRampage on TNT! @rushtoroblanco

RUSH is OUT of CONTROL! Watch #AEWRampage on TNT! @rushtoroblanco

The ramifications of the Ban Tiktok bill is bigger than just "Saving Tiktok". This crazier than you think

Sound of Metal is one of the best movies ive ever seen

At the Bestbuy in Tuk, they have a Microsoft sales man in a Moncler puffer with Amiri jeans on. The game has changed

Please release my Mexican people from the clutches of Kirkland Purified Water. Seattle tap water is BETTER

@wydtone CUT!!!

@dahennypapi Shiii if I do it

My code switching is getting rusty…. I said “Type shit” in a meeting at work today

I told my dad I’d buy him a new phone and went straight to the highest option he could get. My dad is the epitome of me first

If the race war breaks out, I will protect Tobey McGuire