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@dahlybee

Katılım Ekim 2016
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Things my 7 year old says: Yesterday she told me that I was a disgrace to spaghetti
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Today I picked her up and she yelled at me ‘Put me down mortal!’
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She just pushed me and said ‘outta the way peasant!’
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Things my 7 year old says: Yesterday she told me that I was a disgrace to spaghetti
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The childlike optimism of my 11 year old asking me for a new toy right after Christmas as a vomit into a trashcan when I have the flu
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Grip Skylark 💕✨
Grip Skylark 💕✨@talleyberrybaby·
Therapy is not enough I need to uppercut my father
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WholesomeMemes
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The Used
The Used@WeAreTheUsed·
We’re very excited to announce our fall US tour with @SWStheband and @deadamerican_! Pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10am local time (use code TOXIC) and general on-sale is this Thursday at 10am local time.
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My safe word is … meatloaf … bc I would do anything for love but I won’t do that
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Just asked Adiya what her drag name would be and without skipping a beat she says: ‘the dead ringer’ and did a tongue pop I love my children 🥲🌈
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bear@iamblackbear·
tell me why the fuck im like this
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MadamPants TTV
MadamPants TTV@MadamPantsTTV·
Moving is the absolute worst BUT finally having my own home is such a GOOD FUCKING FEELING.
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