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Things my 7 year old says: Yesterday she told me that I was a disgrace to spaghetti

Today I picked her up and she yelled at me ‘Put me down mortal!’

She just pushed me and said ‘outta the way peasant!’

Things my 7 year old says: Yesterday she told me that I was a disgrace to spaghetti

The childlike optimism of my 11 year old asking me for a new toy right after Christmas as a vomit into a trashcan when I have the flu

Therapy is not enough I need to uppercut my father

Hims little legs

@foxolotyl Yesss!!! Omg 💗

should i just start on my bioshock sleeve lol

@venus_vortex @emolifeboy Same girl

We’re very excited to announce our fall US tour with @SWStheband and @deadamerican_! Pre-sale starts tomorrow at 10am local time (use code TOXIC) and general on-sale is this Thursday at 10am local time.

@WeAreTheUsed @shotbyhvnter @piercetheveil @DONBROCO Bert said ‘okay this next song is about how cute I know I am’ pretty handsome awkward starts 😂💗

@WeAreTheUsed @shotbyhvnter @piercetheveil @DONBROCO The on stage energy is everything. I love seeing a band have fun performing and truly enjoy a shared moment with their fan base.

Have you seen us live? 🎥 @shotbyhvnter

My safe word is … meatloaf … bc I would do anything for love but I won’t do that

Just asked Adiya what her drag name would be and without skipping a beat she says: ‘the dead ringer’ and did a tongue pop I love my children 🥲🌈

tell me why the fuck im like this

@MadamPantsTTV So happy for you!!! It’s gonna be great

Moving is the absolute worst BUT finally having my own home is such a GOOD FUCKING FEELING.