daily small dottore

#genshintwt #dottore hi one and all. This is a daily account for the travel-sized Doctor (as well as some other, slightly less travel-sized ones if I feel like it.) smalldoctor.straw.page

@DailyWebttore do cakes wear pants

@dailysmallttore If its pants are on fire then yes.

can you spot the odd one out

@DailyWebttore if the cake is a lie would you know until you took a bite?

@dailysmallttore What if the cake is a lie? Would we cease to exist if we took a bite?

@zanddik WAIT before you die can you sign this saying you donate your body to the fatui PLEASE USER ZANDDIK I NEED THIS

@dailysmallttore i. Im die

@DailyWebttore I think we all exist differently and that makes us all very distant but very similar at the same time

@dailysmallttore I think we don’t exist at all

@zanddik oh I'm not actually a medical professional you see. Despite what the name might suggest I have no medical experience really isn't that funny

@dailysmallttore hes. stuck in my throat. Help

@zanddik was he at least tasty

@dailysmallttore i wonder... (i say with a suspiciously smallttore-shaped lump in my throat)

@DailyWebttore no you're right... what if all the slices are ai... if everybody's the odd one out is anyone the odd one out?

@dailysmallttore I don’t know man…the slice on the left looks like ai 😕

@fifieldofroses ? SPIT HIM OUT

@dailysmallttore thanks for the snack <3

@fifieldofroses dottoplush don't even gaf .

@dailysmallttore dottoplush doing nothing omg he's so useless STOP HIM HE'S JUSR A LITTLE GUY!!!!

EXPERIMENT FAILED SO BAD LITTLE DOCTOR IS REPORTEDLY TRYING TO SMOKE AWAY THE PAIN. "Fuck my stupid baka life" says Small.

@ThatPinkBowtie I never lie I've never lied!!!!

@dailysmallttore Why are we lying now 😢

Just like the skies of teyvat... this cupcake is fake.

@cunttore with the cupcake?

@dailysmallttore let me Know if you need help. with that

who let him do that .

Um... it's... right behind me, isn't it! ^_^`

@dailysmallttore MIIIIIITEEEEEEEEEEE

Oh my goodness... so jolly... so happy