Eric

@goofysouthpaw You rebel 🤘😎🤘

@megannn_lynne Easy

when someone plucks an eyelash from your cheek & holds it out to you, on the tip of their finger, to make a wish

@megannn_lynne Now that's a snack! 😋 Bravo! 👏

Homemade Mini-Chipwiches (my first try at homemade ice cream!!!)

@megannn_lynne You know I learned this too late in life. You don't have to have confidence to be successful in life (love or career) but the courage to keep trying. Be well Megan! Nobody deserves anything but everyone can find it. Keep the faith and keep searching! 👀🔍😳🫣✅

i’m like if a literary it girl wasn’t hot & never published writing

@megannn_lynne Facts 💯

girl who is going to be okay

Learn a language with me for free! Duolingo is fun, and proven to work. Here’s my invite link: invite.duolingo.com/BDHTZTB5CWWKTH…

@helenhousandi Thanks! I did have an open roster spot on my "hater squad". Got the cap space too. Don't have to give up any picks!! 😉

If you need a new person to hate, my 40 year old husband entered an obstacle course race (think Spartan Race) because some gym friends had extra entry tickets and qualified for the OCR world championships next month??????

@EkaBakie lol on both jokes 🤣🤣

Which one will you be today?

@NatashaCL7 facts, unfortunately

The difference between men and women when going on a date: Man: Just goes. Woman: Shares her location with her best friend, along with that man’s name, address, and phone number just in case she goes missing or gets murdered.

@NatashaCL7 I mean my guess is the men just gravitate towards yah! Stop looking so cute and being so damn interesting!!

Hold up. Why is it that when the party splits and the women are in one area and the men in another — am I always with the men?

@Cactuscali1991 lolz

Can we stop letting these Jimmy Pesto acting/looking motherfuckers act like they are the prize. You're too old to be acting this lame.

@megannn_lynne That is one of the best seasons

“It’s almost pumpkin spice season” Please don’t piss me off.

I've now had three women end dating me because they aren't ready and they think that I'm too mature and stable and they need to do more work on themselves. Like what f****** bizarro world am I in right now??? Like I have the receipts and screenshots y'all. This is wild 🤣

@NatashaCL7 Sounds good to me babe! 😉

Imagine falling in love with me and then I take my spanx off and put them in your pocket in the Uber on the way to the hotel.

@Cactuscali1991 Ironically for me, sitting on the other side of the gender spectrum. I also feel a similar empowerment. As my self confidence was too low to even speak to most women. This is not me shyly or slyly trying to shoot a shot. Just empathy. You do you sis

Going private for a bit, too sad from my doggie to deal with the unhingedness that is happening in dms. New followers, please unfollow if you're expecting a NSFW account. That's not me. Never was. Just was feeling empowered for the first time in 33 years. It was for me, not him

Let's crush this

As we currently understand it, in modern society, most people correctly reject racism. I think there are many people like me who understand. There are new concepts that culture is now grappling with which I would classify as genderism.

Okay, so there's no way to verify this but I feel like it's self-evidently true. Women totally figured out how agriculture works and then they made us go work in the fields and that spawned the agricultural revolution. There's no way oblivious men figured this out.