daisy

just found the british equivalent of “stop i could of dropped my croissant”

I am a sack of shite

haven’t received a like in many moons (since he mentioned orpington in a fb live video) @rickygervais #Imnotevenginger #thatsalieiam

We started off as close friends, somehow you turned into a dickhead

the three blind mice chilling in the swamp while shrek was visiting far far away

having money but acting broke is the best discipline one can have

I’m the nicest rudest most caring nonchalant person you’ll ever meet

Don’t come over here with that bs Me:

biggest mysteries of our generation: 1.Madeline Mccann 2. The Malaysia plane 3. what happend on that bastard fishing trip on gavin and stacey

Me: I want a flat stomach My stomach | \ | / | \ | \ | 🍞🍞🍞\ | 🧀🧀🥩🥩\ |🌮🌯🌯🍟 \ |🥠🥠🌭🥞 / |🥚🥚🍖🍳/ |🥯🥖🥖 / | | | \ | \

Nothing has ever deserved a retweet more in my eyes.

Obviously there is better meals than this but this actually is the fucking bollocks

fuckin love @rickygervais me

“I’m not a peado and if I was you’d be safe you chubby little ginger cunt”

max is actual throwing a tantrum cos he’s not allowed some cheesecake