David Parry

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Martinez gets a red card for ‘violent misconduct’ for platting Calvert Lewin’s hair by the way. 😂😂😂 x.com/UCL99115795/st…

@Johnnykiz_ @FrenlyOfficer @LarryBaber4 @DeanElsegood

@FrenlyOfficer @LarryBaber4 It’s a meadowphor

I didn’t understand this. I thought Ser Raymun owned Sweetfoot now. Did she die offscreen?

@footballontnt Bruno and Cherki?

Here's how Joe and Joleon's Team of the Seasons compare... Which do you prefer? 🤔

@Whitchurchutd Hero @harrynash_1 😍

New signing! 🧤 Harry Nash returns to the club! Great to have Nashy in. What a signing ✍️ 🔥

Seriously, how good are the Barmy Army?? They’ve watched their cricket side get belted all summer, but still show up every day singing and laughing, and cleaning rubbish up at the Adelaide Oval. I’ll give credit where credit is due. Well done Barmy Army #Ashes #cricket

@abufton39 👀

@B_Snelling 🤣🤣

Me 3 oclock Saturday can’t wait

This is such a good point. If you actually watch Charlie’s events—as opposed to the fake summaries—they are one of the few places with open and honest dialogue between left and right. He would answer any question and talk to everyone.

Make it make sense.

@dom_lucre @DeanElsegood great thread this

🔥🚨BREAKING: The WNBA is reportedly ‘doing everything in their power’ to prevent a green dildo from being thrown tonight. The WNBA has officially issued a ‘no bag policy’ for the entire league in an attempt to keep their basketball floors ‘dildo free.’ It has also been reported that there are currently more bets on if a dildo will be thrown and what color than it is actual bets on the payers. This disturbing trend has to be ended now before it becomes a staple in the WNBA

Chris Woakes ❤️

@ScouserDredgie @zakpickett

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

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Noel Gallagher nailed it 😂

@BigThompsGK Good luck mate 🍻 ⚽️

New season. New challenge. Looking forward to getting started ⚽️🧤🧤

@brndxix take shower at night -> lay in clean bed while clean -> wake up still clean vs take shower in morning -> get stinky -> lay in bed stinky and marinate in stink for 8 hours -> wake up stinky

@B_Snelling Could’ve at least used some sort of AI and put your face on him… I expect better!

@craigrutledge7 @JoshMonticelli @Mothematiks Neither could a hippo 🤣

@dajparry92 @JoshMonticelli @Mothematiks You couldn’t do a continuous exercise for 20 mins 😂😂

Why are there so many hippos? 🤔

@JoshMonticelli @Mothematiks It’s AI. And I never said I’d beat one, I could just side step it for 20 minutes 😆

@Mothematiks @dajparry92 still think you’re beating a hippo