Paula Sleeman

@JoshYohe_PGH Ah shit! That sucks! Oh and look he is already wearing the flyers colors, I'm sure this will go well for the pens 🙄

It’s a Garrett Rank night. Always exciting.

@definitesalad @kelsey_surmacz4 Muthfucka it is none of your business. What is it your first day on earth. How about you mind your damn business and stop being a passive aggressive asshole.

@kelsey_surmacz4 No it had nothing to do with the jerseys. I was just curious and im sure it seems offensive, dont mean it to be, but still am curious enough to ask.

This is apparently what happens when you report that a team can't change its jersey color once they've chosen it for the first round and suggest that people may be focusing on this among other issues for the Penguins after Game 1.

@definitesalad How about you fuck off with that bullshit. What does this have to do with the penguins and the playoffs? Also do us all a favor and go play in traffic.

@PensInsideScoop He was the only good thing from that game

Dan Muse said Stuart Skinner will start Game 2 against Philadelphia.

@chiky_handlr Trump wishes his legs looked that good! 😂

Who made this?? 🤣

@nhlpens I hope to God it's on Saturday as I have to work on Sunday ugh! I'll cry if I have to miss game one!

Please tell me we're going to get the playoffs schedule tonight.. I NEED IT!

@mikerockiu @damaziwang @RpsAgainstTrump 😆 you are fucking stupid. Which of his 34 felonies is not doing it for you? I really hope you have not reproduced the world can't handle anymore moron like you.

@damaziwang @RpsAgainstTrump Fake political witch hunts inventing new crimes that don’t really exist don’t count

JD Vance on Donald Trump’s Truth Social post depicting himself as Jesus: “Trump was posting a joke and, of course, he took it down because he recognized that a lot of people weren’t understanding his humor in that case.”

@RepJackKimble When was Trump ever right about anything? 😂

Why does the left get so angry when President Trump is right?

@TheDanKingerski @RyanMill Didn't see Rakell in your lineup. Did I miss him on the injured list?

Took a pretty good swing at the lines. Closest to the actual retail price without going over gets Ryan Mill's @RyanMill car. He may or may not know, so SHHHHH. (UPDATED) Penguins Game 81, Last of Ovechkin? Lines, Goalies, How to Watch vs. Capitals pittsburghhockeynow.com/pittsburgh-pen…

@joncoopertweets I'd put another hole in that rowboat.

Orbán, Putin, Netanyahu and Trump are in a rowboat that’s sinking in the middle of a lake. You can only save one of them — who would you choose?

@spittinchiclets Why the fuck are they still doing that? Octopuses are amazing and smart creatures, certainly smarter than the average Detroit fan 😂 but really, they need to stop that doing that shit. May as well drag a dead puppy onto the ice ugh

AN OCTOPUS HAS HIT THE ICE IN DETROIT 🐙

@TheDanKingerski Eh, the St. lois games does not matter. Save it for hopefully a long playoff run.

Welp. My consecutive games streak will end at 235. I will cover the game today and tomorrow but canceled St. Louis to save $750. Why do I feel guilty?!

@Ravenismeee Pacman on the Atari

Without telling me your age… what was the very FIRST video game you ever played?

@dilipjain077 Now where the hell are my glasses 😂

This men goes viral because he lost his child 😭😂

@JOKAQARMY1 😂 you think the guy who had to pay someone to write his college papers for him is smart enough to think this up?

🤔 👀

@skateflowers98 @GinoHard_

@GinoHard_ lol. He took him down once. 9/10 Matthew would win that battle.

It was today Matthew Tkachuk learned… you don't hit Sidney Crosby 😭 Sid's center of gravity is just unmatched 💪

@nhlpens He had a pretty good game today apart from the first goal that was weird. I think he does better when he has multiple games versus the one on one off rotation.

Whatever happens going forward, Arturs Silovs cannot be in the net when the games start to really matter. We all know Skinner is the guy but if he's out for an extended period of time, NOW is the time you bring up Murashov.

@HunterHodies Oh man, I would have loved to see Taylor play today. I watched him in Portland when he was a Winter hawk, it's good to see him find success with Wheeling but it would be so much fun if he got his shot to play an actual NHL game.

Arty going B2B today

@chickenlityl @ChrisMurphyCT Who gives a shit, they are not trying to kill thousands of people for no reason. They can live their lives dressing however they would like, it does not make them bad people unlike your sex offender, felon who is now also a war criminal. So go fuck yourself asshole!

@ChrisMurphyCT It is so easy and fun to put these lefties in their place regardless of the type of garbage they post. Trump is the GOAT.

If I were in Trump's Cabinet, I would spend Easter calling constitutional lawyers about the 25th Amendment. This is completely, utterly unhinged. He's already killed thousands. He's going to kill thousands more.

@hutchinson Not this Gen x! Trump can go fuck himself and take the rest of his incompetent cabinet and cabal family with him.

Seriously what the fuck happened with Gen X why are they so Trumpy??