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The old year is dying. The new world struggles to be born. Now is the time for silly hats.

Sometimes I think I want to dabble in fire arts, but then I spill gasoline on myself while filling the jerry can at the petrol station and realise I am way too scared of catching alight and burning alive

@lollieves Guess who's getting Paramount Plus to waych the new RPDR all stars tho 🥴

@dakotormon Hate to admit it but I’m paying extra to have Paramount + on Amazon Prime. I got it to watch Yellowjackets but it also having every season of Survivor sweetened the pot 😂

Decided to work through all 45 seasons of Survivor. Up to season 8 but without a doubt, each season, when they do videos/letters/visits from home I’m a MESS.😭😭

@paulsmithmusic This entire album slaps 🔥

I will always root for this one in our back catalogue!

pamela having a career renaissance, looking as gorgeous as ever and speaking up for lgbt rights while tommy is sitting at home posting instagram reels of jeffree star’s transphobic rants. it really is fascinating to see where the dust settles

@henryrollins hello! My husband is a very VERY big fan of yours and I'm getting him tickets to your Adelaide show in June for his bday (30+1). He once challenged you to a potato sack race. Are you up to rising to this challenge at all?

Look I understand people are angry at the met and tax the rich and it's gross to have a theme celebrating such a bigoted and horrendous prick but also: life is awful regardless and if I wanna look at cool fashion I will sooooo ✌️

ARTPOP meeting Cheek To Cheek

I'm messaging my husband while sat at a MCR show (I'm here alone) and the support is Jimmy Eat World. The man just texted me "more like jimmy eat ass". This is why I put a ring on it 💍❤️‍🔥

Hey. So. Ashley Johnson is the best, right?

Catholic guilt is panicking because I haven't eaten pancakes today.

The amount of serious car accidents in South Australia since Jan 1st is disturbing and very scary.

Not my high school bully (one of them, at least) asking to go to Womad with me....wtf

To the giant wolf spider that's made a home on my clothesline: AHHHHHHHHHHH

Gorgeous gorgeous gorgeous girls just want a giant Gengar squishmallow 🥰

@cursedsapphics I can!!! What a woman

I CAN’T BELIEVE SHE W O N

One of my fave couples are getting divorced and my initial reaction was "true love is dead" but then I remembered that I am happily married to the loml and that we're living proof it still exists 💖