@Waliko

@d_dot_k Pa ulimbo basi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

How and where does one consistently find and kill that many birds to sell though? 😅

@tiidrotafrikka2 Ah ah!!!! Shumba wataniso 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Mwaonatu mmene achina Tanthwe amawapatsira ana awo mayina. Zimachita kuoneka kuti mwana uyu anali naye plan, Osati basi mwana mng’onong’ono ati dzina lake Benjamin, Shumba😭😭

@Hopemalopa Eeeee momwe ikuulukila TNM

Airtel data bundles just vanishing, sizinali chonchi nthawi ya Daud Suleiman ali head of MACRA

@MosesMthawanji Muti zukhala bwanji mwandipomboneza 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bro lend me 10k… but send only 5k You keep the other 5k. Now you owe me 5k and I owe you 5k 😭

@Sanny_Zyto Koma ma example ake 😅😅🤣🤣🤣

Zilingati Eliza Chilima kugwidwa ndi Shumba

@Wazakeee01 Uyuyu azangochita za arranged marriage chabwino azamusankhile Bambo akewo basi 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Koma olo bwana mutakhala inuyo.. kumanvesesanako tonse nda Malawi

@tabitha_tc11 Tabitha you Rock Bea !!!🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

EA Sports FC '26 Team of the Season

@thepine_ Eh eh!!! Ndiwachabe choncho !?

Kodi chuz Kaye. Is he the one omwe anatulusa mfuti ku blues?

@PempheroMphande Kamuzu analu a katundu

In 1969, Malawi’s first President, Dr Banda, wrote to the World Bank introducing Aleke Banda as Finance Minister, but beneath the diplomacy lay a familiar reality: begging. What is striking is that, with a population of just 4.5 million, there were already fears of overpopulation. Yet Dr Banda rejected that orthodoxy, arguing that Malawi could sustain even 20 million people if properly developed through agriculture. To him, Malawi did not suffer from a population crisis, but a development crisis. Fifty-seven years later, we are now 22 million people, still without a truly commercialised agricultural economy, and still begging the World Bank, now through Peter Mutharika. The tragedy was never population growth. It was developmental stagnation. And if we do not change our ways and abandon this culture of dependency today, 57 years from now our children will still be begging too!

@Lexaz_Lexaz Mkhani yayambila pakati 😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nkona aliyense anamupatsa maliseche ake ake aliyense azisamala yekha😂😂

@OooMyBadItsElu I get your point koma I think kuwapanga hold ma artist wo ndikulakwisa coz sizikuwakhuza it could've made more sense if ma artist wonso akanamaimba nyimbo zopanga back mchitidwe wawo onyasawo wa Xenophobia wo. That's my take

With everything South Africans are doing to other Africans can't we put a hold on SA artists?

@leodey4uu A Cockroach 🪳

My salary is 100k and I gave my girlfriend 80k, what am I?

@FaijoProsper Khalizomanyizo

Gyz ndichocheseni umbuli Kodi akamati taktizo ndichani?

@Clemjay265 Koma mwalalata 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Asking nicely for your money back is like you don't want it 😂😂😭😭 Kumalalata guys

@Rashid_LE Nyimbo zoti sindingakwanise kubwebweta yonse mpaka tilipile 1.3 Mita!?😅😅😅😅

Tapangani masamu muone ticket ya maskin yo kuti nzingati 🤣🤣🤣

@Tinyade_ Koma mukuganiza bwanji kodi 😅

Being sick as someone who stays alone is funny. Utha kumaona ngati you're about to take a small nap, next thing uli ku HHI pa tent ya Goodwill, flowers pon your head😭

Graduates of the Islamic University in Madinah:

@pry_loc Heaven

After life is death, After death is what?

@rakodgaf Sounds more like a threat 😅😅😅😅😅😅

one day I'll fuck you.