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Dalton Capps

@dalton_capps

it's never too late to go full potato

Katılım Ağustos 2012
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
In today's dating hilariousness, a girl laughed at me for having a roommate. 🥴
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
I should have picked up alcohol earlier in life. But I feel like that moment has passed.
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
@Sarrrraah Agreed. I haven't seen it either but my soul is dead.
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Trash Queen
Trash Queen@Sarrrraah·
I am the only living soul who has not seen traitors season 2
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
If one more person gets married or has a kid without warning me, I will.....do absolutely nothing.
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
But even if he does not....
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
It has been two days since I deleted all dating apps and snapchat from my phone...........I'm very bored. I'm not going to make it till the end of the month.
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
Im deleting every dating app and profile I have on March 1. "Hello darkness my old friend."
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
I'm glad that Love is Blind is back so I can relish in more trash tv. But I'd also do it in a heartbeat.
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
@lecrae Not sure if you were ever a Christian Metalcore fan, but you should go get @ForTodayMattie and do something together. A combination of two different ways to praise in one uplifting song. But also it just sounds absolutely awesome!
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
Things I have learned from dating apps this year. I cannot compete with a truck or boat and drinking is super important.
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
Old school Mariah Carey was something else.
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mollie !!!
mollie !!!@possiblymollie·
told my gma i don’t believe i’m god and she told me that if my ears start burnin it’s bc she’s praying extra hard for me
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
Does anyone still say follow me on Twitter? That's not at least some sort of media personality?
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Trash Queen@Sarrrraah·
will I ever again reach the level of emotional high and wonderment that I hit the first time I heard Beez in the Trap?
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Southern Miss Ultimate Frisbee
Okay, going out on a limb here... Who would be interested in, let's say, a tournament hosted by Southern Miss? Nothing set in stone, just curious.
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
Nostalgia is one hell of a drug.
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
What am I doing?
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
I may not drink myself, but I have never said no to an event or person because of drinking. In my experience it's always my not drinking that seems to be the issue.
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Dalton Capps@dalton_capps·
Why do girls put "can probably out drink you" in their dating profiles? Why is alcohol so important in peoples lives?
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