Dalton Capps

In today's dating hilariousness, a girl laughed at me for having a roommate. 🥴

I should have picked up alcohol earlier in life. But I feel like that moment has passed.

@Sarrrraah Agreed. I haven't seen it either but my soul is dead.

I am the only living soul who has not seen traitors season 2

If one more person gets married or has a kid without warning me, I will.....do absolutely nothing.

But even if he does not....

It has been two days since I deleted all dating apps and snapchat from my phone...........I'm very bored. I'm not going to make it till the end of the month.

Im deleting every dating app and profile I have on March 1. "Hello darkness my old friend."

I'm glad that Love is Blind is back so I can relish in more trash tv. But I'd also do it in a heartbeat.

@lecrae Not sure if you were ever a Christian Metalcore fan, but you should go get @ForTodayMattie and do something together. A combination of two different ways to praise in one uplifting song. But also it just sounds absolutely awesome!

Things I have learned from dating apps this year. I cannot compete with a truck or boat and drinking is super important.

Old school Mariah Carey was something else.

@possiblymollie Why you gotta do nanny like that?

told my gma i don’t believe i’m god and she told me that if my ears start burnin it’s bc she’s praying extra hard for me

Does anyone still say follow me on Twitter? That's not at least some sort of media personality?

@Sarrrraah No.

will I ever again reach the level of emotional high and wonderment that I hit the first time I heard Beez in the Trap?

@USMultimate Mississippi college is probably in depending on when.

Okay, going out on a limb here... Who would be interested in, let's say, a tournament hosted by Southern Miss? Nothing set in stone, just curious.

Nostalgia is one hell of a drug.

What am I doing?

@_pbandjam_ @ChickfilA I just realized that I followed you on Twitter. Go eat that chicken.

If there’s one thing y’all need to know about me it’s that I’ma take my gay ass to @ChickfilA

I may not drink myself, but I have never said no to an event or person because of drinking. In my experience it's always my not drinking that seems to be the issue.

Why do girls put "can probably out drink you" in their dating profiles? Why is alcohol so important in peoples lives?