dalton

Feliz día de la Met Gala a todos los que celebran.

@jakeypo00 My entire team being gay (except me ofc)

Being the only gay person in the office

Montreal being the epicentre of hot people and I’m stuck in A*berta help

A lot of people’s moods for the week are depending on you @Beyonce

@tol3rate1t said irl being a mutual acquaintance I’ve spoken with only a handful of times just randomly sending me the tweet oh

@daltonjbol if an irl found my account I would literally flee the country

irl just sent me a screenshot of my boy butt tweet oh it’s so over

@L80NS followed !!

does anybody wanna be insta oomfs

@ev4nita And post them?

going to take some cute pictures today

late to work this morning cuz elevator selfies take priority

@thefloorsonfire hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Beyoncé Met Gala today everyone cheered

@thefloorsonfire okay wait cuz you’re making perfect sense now

@daltonjbol what about intelligent butt? whimsical butt? witty butt? hmm?

Boy butt this, boy but that. What about intelligent boy? Whimsical boy? Witty boy? Hmm?

goodnight gay people in my phone

@13selenaskid hiiiiiiiiii 😁😁

always late to the class

@__zacharyyyy wait ur so right! Boy butt trend forever!

@daltonjbol this boy butt hate has got to stop!

Finally getting a hit tweet but just because of my ass

@arloterracotta Only for your eyes oomf

@daltonjbol we lost

Not posting the naked version cuz I’m a lady

Hungover asf shoot me