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Katılım Şubat 2011
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what the fuck is this guy on about? tylenol does NOT cause autism. guns however have a proven track record of causing school shootings. lack of healthcare has a proven record to causing people to die.
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republicans freaking out about this guy at approximately 10pm tn
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gifting someone six geese a laying this year just to see what the fuck happens.
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You’re laughing. They’re doing transgender operations on illegal aliens who are in prison and you’re laughing.
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skipping valentine’s day again this year to save up energy to finally catch the easter bunny in march 😤
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any women’s meme account : “forget cutting your hair, drink wine and ruin a man” some weird fucking psychopath in the comments : “you literally mean nothing to us i hope your haircut accidentally turns into a sweeney todd cut. die.” brother what.
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only going to hotels from now on. never have i been leaving an air bnb and had a 74 year old lady look at me and say “honey you need to get something to eat before you leave”
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if i shouldn’t be microdosing then why do they make those little 50ml bottles so accessible
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thinking about the time i went to the optometrist because i was having a hard time reading signs at night and he said “yeah everybody does. it’s dark outside.” funniest doctor of all time.
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call a pizza chain and order something under a fake name and phone number. those people aren’t getting paid enough to be there and they are hungry.
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“what’s in your mouth” my dog:
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gonna try to start running. will update you all when i give up. shouldn’t be too long.
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i’m sick of fiber one bars man. tasty as hell then i eat three and there goes the rest of my afternoon.
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