Mojo Jojo

Bout to be outside slanging drinks for the next three days. Who needs to breath anyways!

Already exhausted and art fair hasn’t even started yet.

Really gotta stop drinking so many underbergs with this parasite going around. Can’t tell which is which 😅

Jodi and I just swapped parking spots. She waited 15 min for me to get downtown just to give me her parking spot 🫶🏻🥹

Happy birthday @klein0scope Love you sugar tits! Cheers to another year with youuuuuu 🫶🏻

Alley bar door guy asked me where my man was and I literally cannot even begin to guess who he thinks my man is 🤣🤣

Sad

How could you not love pasta salad omg

Jodi truly saved me. If I hadn’t worked at lofi idk where I’d be. She is my person & I’ll forever be grateful we made this connection

I just will never feel good enough or worthy of love and a normal relationship

I’m going through it. Diesel and Dabs know Moo is gone and idk how to comfort them while I am fully grieving. I’m so sad when I’m at home. I feel terrible leaving them but am so sad knowing Moo is not here. Fuck. This. Shit.

Why I always meet these 22 year old boys? Bro I’m tooo old for you but why are you cute and knowledgeable? Stresssssss

What the actual fuck was the goalie thinking?!??

We are 6 years into legalization for the love of god just look up the menu online there’s no reason I should be stuck behind you in line for 30 minutes while you discuss the benefits of Raging Ape Pre-cum Sour Diesel with the 22 year old budtender

@AccordingToPod Hail Satan

Almost crashed my truck looking at that sexy bitch jogging. That was the devil for real.

@AlandisN Social battery is a phrase I use often! Shit is so real. People be exhausting 😅

Never forget when multiple friends randomly claimed I was the only one who says social battery like it’s not a common phrase online lmao

I hate this feeling that my other two cats hate me. I adopted Diesel & Dabs for Moo so he wouldn’t be alone or bored. He was the glue that held them all together. Now they are just confused and keep sniffing his fav spots ): He bonded those two and I just feel so bad for them.

I’m so grateful for my therapist.

It feels like I am going to cry everyday of the rest of my life about this loss. The pain is so deep. My heart is actually broken.

I miss my husky boy. You meant everything to me and I wish I could have saved you. We had a pretty great 13.5 years tho. I hope you know how loved you are. I’d give anything to wake up to that face just one last time.