Mary Beth Hefferton

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Mary Beth Hefferton

Mary Beth Hefferton

@damselesque

The only thing worse than my life is everyone else's.

Toronto, Ontario, Canada Katılım Aralık 2008
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This guy is my favorite person and it’s his birthday! Funny, smart, silly, and kind. I won the lottery when I met him. Happy Birthday, @sween… and many more.
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You see this doofus cuddling a cat? It’s his birthday today. He’s a really good human and I’m lucky to have him in my life. Happy Birthday, @sween! You are loved.
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Wow. Lisa LaFlamme was the award-winning anchor of the CTV National News. And she was a woman. Of a certain age. Who did her job well. And Bell Media fired her. What a shocker. 🙄
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Wordle 214 3/6 ⬜🟩⬜⬜⬜ 🟩⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 I’m a genius! (I have no idea what I’m doing.)
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Happy Birthday, @sween. I’ve… kinda run out of things to say about you because we’ve been together so long. So, uh…. don’t die. That’d suck.
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Happy Birthday to the kindest human I’ve ever met… and I’ve met a lot of humans! Love you, @sween.
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Thank you all so much for your kind words. It means the world to me.
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Most people outside my family don’t know this, but my mother has been living with Alzheimer’s for close to 10 years. Over the holidays, she finally went into long-term care.
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It’s not like 2018 was a bad year- Who am I kidding? It was a dumpster fire. Good thing I’m fireproof. HAPPY NEW YEAR, NERDS!
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My name’s not Jason, but my husband’s is. I’m Jason-adjacent.
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ME: I feel like my life has taken a complete 360! HUSBAND: that brings you right back to where you started ME: a complete 180!
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Today my wife went to work and discovered her coworkers had left garbage on her desk. An hour later, a client came to the office and hand-delivered her a plaque thanking her for her hard work. An hour later, she was laid off. THESE ARE MIXED MESSAGES.
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