Dan

Turning down $10k in salary because I want my grind to be that much harder #grindset

Nothing could have prepared me for a wasp getting into my bathroom this morning. I never clenched up faster in my life I got out of there bare booty🍑 and all. I’m a survivor

Time to build parlays for every possible statistical combination in each wildcard game and still somehow lose money today

I asked my boss for a raise so I could gamble more. He told me I gotta win some bets or I’m fired🥶

@Gebeau_ I don’t listen to part time employees

@dan_zelina99 Do some work

Me to the spider that’s been in my room for 3 days once it leaves the corner it’s been hiding in

Blessings🙏🏾

@alec_216 This triggered my ptsd

Gym Stats from today: Ripped shorts: 1 Lifts failed: 1 Eye contact with hot girls: 3.5 “She could beat me to a pulp and I’d apologize”: 1 Strong start to the season gotta keep the momentum going into next week now

This real world stuff is easy man. I survive off 5 granola bars a day and get paid to mess up everything I do at my job #live #laugh #love

Idk what was the better experience this weekend. Meeting Bryan Reynolds on the street or Greg Fronek Jr. at the airport

The slugs are fun🐌

@cmwhitey2017 Can’t sneak anything past you Louisville leopards

Just wired my car’s turn signal in reverse so nobody knows my next move

“My bitch got cake, Betty Crocker” -Belly -Me

Lions hunt best when they’re hungry 😤🔥😈

#WednesdayMotivation A wise man once said “I am the Great Cornholio! I need TP for my bunghole!" Go out and get that TP in your life today

Saturday is for hoopin, poopin and apple pie moonshine