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This morning, a 65 year-old man woke up in the early hours and heard thieves in his garage. He called the police. Unfortunately, the officer on the phone told him they don't have any police officers free at the moment. The guy hung up and then called again in a moment and tells the officer: - it's about these thieves in my garage. Don't bother coming anymore i’ve shot them. After literally 2 minutes, 4 police cars, Armed response, counter terrorists, ambulances turned up,..... Thieves were obviously caught. Police officers had a chat with the gentleman Officer says - " You said you shot them! " Gentlemen - " And you said you don't have a free police car " Credit: Rudes On a roll

This is the uk right now

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@Ms_Signe_ Stunning photos Signe

just me, the lights, and a little mystery #OOTD #NightVibes #Aesthetic #Elegance #BlackDress #Vibes #InMyElement

@lizziepink89 Stunning photo Liz

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@DPalazzalo Who stole who’s

hi

The Style Council You’re the best thing (I love it)

St George's Day tomorrow

Pedophilia is wrong on Epstein Island but not in Islam. x.com/InesBetancur1/…

@Rachel_Doyle72 Dayta

Do you pronounce it data or data?

Sad to hear of the passing of Moya (Maire) Brennan from Clannad. Such a talented songwriter and musician. Never actually watched Harry's Game, but like many children of the 80s, the theme is etched in the memory… thanks to that beautiful, ethereal voice.

@paulwellerHQ Meeting Paul back stage at bingley hall Birmingham after the filmed gig , a treasured me, I still have the ticket

Win a pair of tickets to see Paul in Newcastle on 10 July 🎟️ To enter, tell us your favourite Paul Weller memory - a gig, a song, or a moment that stuck with you. We’ll select one winner at random... Closes 23:59 on 24 April (BST)

@liz_churchill10 The same happened in Galway a few years back , burn it down

Holy shit. Lol. The IRISH PATRIOTS TORCHED THE GLENSIDE HOTEL IN DROGHEDA NO ONE wants the invaders. They ALL have to GO HOME…or watch the whole country burn. THIS FIGHT JUST GOT REAL 🇮🇪

@lizziepink89 Anywhere nice ?

@lizziepink89 Nice to see you back , hope you had a good break

@lizziepink89 Enjoy the break

Final night in Vietnam such an amazing country

@Jenny200005 Some strange individuals on here

What we witnessed in London at the historic Trafalgar Square, in a country built on Judeo-Christian values, was a group of people attempting dominance over our capital city and our culture. We are not going to surrender everything that was built over centuries and defended at great cost in two world wars for us to be a free, independent nation. The British people will not put up with this any longer — simple as.