Dana Melcher

Ending the weekend with half of the final four of my Hot Coach Madness still in it. I’ll take it I guess.

Never underestimate what Rick Pitino can create in less than 15 seconds

This is v fun

@bennettoford @thelucasstrain Someone sent me a TikTok today of a girl doing a hot Coach madness bracket. One could say I’m an ~influencer~

@thelucasstrain @danamelcher it spreads

My girlfriend’s filling out the bracket based off whose coach is hotter. The one and only time I think Nebraska makes a deep run in March

@_Mitch___ Leave me alone

Mitch is on a tswift kick lately and thought Father Figure was “inspired by Succession or something.” Cute.

My intern refers to me as “queen,” and I absolutely love that for myself.

It’s only rained during the Rose Parade 10 times in its 130-year history. And we’re here for the 11th time.

CYCLONES WIN! CYCLONES WIN! 🌪️🚨🌪️

Thankful that my husband minds his own business when he witnesses me pulling out a pair of heels and a brownie from my purse at the same time.

My husband is out here just ruining my life

My neighbors got the cops called on them and I’ve never been more interested in something in my life

My husband falls asleep before me almost every single night. Last night I discovered the two activities that make him wide awake at bedtime: 1. Listening to an owl outside. 2. Shopping for grills on FB Marketplace.

honestly showgirl is reputation in a trench coat, with only lingerie underneath tho

Nothing like ending the most exhausting month of my life with a cute lil case of shingles 🥰

@moneythrone40 I’m sorry but this poll may or may not be directly related to the Vikings and LM

@danamelcher *As I am wearing a super manly shade of purple in my profile picture* 😡😡

Is purple a girl color?

@moneythrone40 You would say that

@danamelcher Heck no

@mayalorinda Great question

Trump after seeing latest South Park episode