Dana

I'm watching Alone on Netflix and this guy just went "do you have what it takes to survive alone" and I immediately, with no hesitation, said no

I read everyday in the month of August, have a 57 day reading streak, and yet I didn't earn the perfect month badge in the #kindlechallenge ?

People watching videos on their phone in public places with no headphones. It’s getting worse and it’s the rudest most intrusive thing you can do, especially when you’re on public transport and I would be glad if it was banned on buses and public places generally

@ravenscimaven @AmyDorato

I was just squeezing through a very small space and the man who was squeezing past me at the same time, whispered "smile, sexy" into my ear as we were going past each other and unfortunately my kneejerk sensory reaction was to karate chop him in the throat 😭 WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

I spent a week with my best friend and her 2 year old son (my nephew), and now my phone keeps recommending me Super Kitties 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I woke up starving with the Reba theme song stuck in my head

@TylerAVO Your outfit and love of cold. Also it's more liberal than the rest of the state so I couldn't say Colorado lol

@danaproblems Denver?? Where’d that come from?? 😭

Patagonia, scrubs and Birkenstock combo will forever be the go-to work fit. 🤌🏾

@realgirl_fieri @AmyDorato

@TylerAVO ....

Man not me visiting OKC for a job interview in a couple months. I HATE the heat but if the money right?? 👀👀👀

My sister sent me 6 password options and none of them work 💀

@MsDeadfast Okay so I scrolled down to find cancer and apparently it says we're best ghosting each other and damn whoever made this hates you

@MsDeadfast Bruhhhh, not every one of yours saying enemies. Rude a f

HELP????

@MsDeadfast I wasn't ready for who this tweet was about when I opened it 💀

i had to set my phone down after reading this

This is so rude that I said Justo and it autocorrected to the white version

I texted Justin 15 minutes ago to make me food and he still hasn't read the text 😭

@JoeyLusv Cats do best with a sibling anyways

@JoeyLusv So happy for you. I feel like this is the right move for both you and Prozac

Apparently they only deliver on Uber eats 😭

He called me, brought me a menu of the place I ordered from the other day and then we argued over who was gonna call them 🤣

@TylerAVO Look at you not telling me nothing 😭

I just wanna show you off. 🌹